Newquay Sunday

Newquay Sundays 6 aside league  – Sunday Evenings 6.00pm to 8.30pm

The Sunday evening league takes place on the astroturf at Newquay Tretherras. There are also two divisions that meaning theres a place for anyone regardless of ability.

The Sunday league

The Sunday league is full of a mix of great teams and is a great community to be a part of. There are teams of all abilities and with two divisions there is something for everyone.

How to Join

Please let us know if you are interested by texting or calling 07792721353 or messaging us via facebook.

 

 

Fixtures

Pleas note will not be running on Sunday 31st March 2024 as its Easter Sunday.

The Cup Week 2 – Sunday 7th April 2024

Welcome to the Cup. Teams will play each other in groups of four with all first and second placed teams qualifying for the Cup and all third and fourth placed teams qualifying for the Shield. Good luck to everyone.

We currently have space for one team, please get in touch to find out more. 07792721353

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wylie Kouyate A vs The Smurfs B Westham Strings A vs DDL
7.00 The Smurfs A vs Westham Strings B Bishbashbosh Utd vs Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 Wuhan Clan A vs Cantellows Crew B SWO XI vs Slum Soccer VI A
8.00 Wuhan Clan B vs Biggs Yanited Cantellows Crew A vs Slum Soccer VI

The Cup Week 3 – Sunday 14th April 2024

We currently have space for one team, please get in touch to find out more. 07792721353

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd A vs Cantellows Crew  B Wylie Kouyate A vs Biggs Uanited
7.00 SWO XI vs Westham Strings Utd B Cantellows Crew A vs Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 Bishbashbosh United vs Slum Soccer VI B Wuhan Clan B vs The Smurfs B
8.00 Wuhan Clan A vs DDL The Smurfs A vs Slum Soccer VI A

Results

The Cup Week 1 – Sunday 24th March 2024

Welcome to the Cup. Teams will play each other in groups of four with all first and second placed teams qualifying for the Cup and all third and fourth placed teams qualifying for the Shield. Good luck to everyone.

We currently have space for one team, please get in touch to find out more. 07792721353

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wylie Kouyate A 3 – 0 Wuhan Clan B Westham Strings Utd A 13 – 0 Slum Soccer VI
7.00 Westham Strings Utd B 6- 2 Wuhan Clan A Wylie Kouyate B 1 – 0 Slum Soccer VI B
7.30 Bishbashbosh Yanited 4 – 1 Cantellows Crew The Smurfs A 3 – 0 SWO XI
8.00 DDL 4 – 2 Cantellows Crew B The Smurfs B v6 – 1Biggs Yanited

Week 21 (0f 21) – Sunday 17th March 2024

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd B 3 – 1 Biggs Yanited Slum Soccer VI A 3 – 4 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.00 SWO XI 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd A Slum Soccer VI B 0 – 4 Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 The Smurfs A 3 – 0 Cantellows Crew A Wylie Kouyate A 3 – 2 Wuhan Clan
8.00 Wuhan Clan B 3 – 1 Cantellows Crew B The Smurfs B 3 – 2 DDL

Week 20 (0f 21) – Sunday 3rd March 2024

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd A 3 – 0 The Smurfs A Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 2 SWO XI
7.00 The Smurfs B 2 – 0 Biggs Yanited DDL 0 – 4 Westham Strings Utd B
7.30 Wuhan Clan A 1 – 0 Slum Soccer A Cantellows Crew A 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A
8.00 Wylie Kouyate B 1 – 1 Wuhan Clan B Cantellows Crew B 0 – 3Slum Soccer VI B

Week 19 (0f 21) – Sunday 25th February 2024

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Bishbashbosh Utd 2 – 3 Westham Strings Utd A Wylie Kouyate A 1 – 4 The Smurfs A
7.00 Wuhan Clan B 1 – 2 The Smurfs B Wylie Kouyate B 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd B
7.30 Slum Soccer VI A 1 – 2 Cantellows Crew A SWO XI 6 – 1 Wuhan Clan A
8.00 Biggs Yanited 5 – 1 Cantellows Crew B DDL 2 – 1 Slum Soccer VI B

Week 18 (0f 21) – Sunday 18th February 2024

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd A 0 – 0 Wylie Kouyate A Wuhan Clan A 2 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd A
7.00 Westham Strings Utd B 9 – 1 Wuhan Clan B Catellows Crew B 1 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 SWO XI 0 -3  Cantellows Crew A The Smurfs A 2 – 1 Slum Soccer VI A
8.00 Slum Soccer VI B 4 – 1 Biggs Yanited The Smurfs B 3 – 0 DDL

Week 17 (0f 21) – Sunday 11th February 2024

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wuhan Clan A 2 – 6 Westham Strings A Bishbashbosh Utd 2 – 1 Cantellows Crew A
7.00 Wuhan Clan B 1 – 2 Cantellows Crew B Westham Strings Utd B 13 – 0 Slum Soccer VI B
7.30 Slum Soccer VI A 0 – 7 Wylie Kouyate A SWO XI 0 – 3 The Smurfs A
8.00 Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 0 The Smurfs B DDL 0 – 3 Biggs Yanited

Week 16 (0f 21) – Sunday 4th February 2024

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Biggs Yanited 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan B Cantellows Crew B 1 – 5 Westham Strings Utd B
7.00 Westham Strings Utd 3 – 0 Slum Soccer VI A Wuhan Clan A 1 – 1 Cantellows Crew A
7.30 Slum Soccer VI B v0 – 3 The Smurfs B Wylie Kouyate A * SWO XI
8.00 The Smurfs A 4 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd A DDL 1 – 0 Wylie Kouyate B

Week 15 (0f 21) – Sunday 28th January 2024

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd B 1 – 2 The Smurfs B Cantellows Crew B 1 – 2 DDL
7.00 Cantellows Crew 0 – 11 Westham Strings Utd A Wuhan Clan A 0 – 2 The Smurfs A
7.30 Slum Soccer VI B 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan B Biggs Yanited 3 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B
8.00 Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 4 Wylie Kouyate A SWO XI 5 – 1 Slum Soccer VI A

Week 14 – Sunday 14th January 2024

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd 7 – 0 Pique Blinders A  The Smurfs A 3 – 1 Cantellows Crew A
7.00 The Smurfs B 5 – 1 Biggs Yanited Westham Strings Utd B 3 – 0 Cantellows Crew B
7.30 Slum Soccer VI B 0 – 5 Wylie Kouyate B Wuhan Clan B 1 – 4 DDL
8.00 Wylie Kouyate A 1 – 3 Wuhan Clan A Slum Soccer VI 1 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd

Week 13 – Sunday 17th December 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Blitzey Snieder 2 -2 The Smurfs B DDL 1 – 4 Westham Strings Utd B
7.00 Westham Strings Utd A 4 – 1 The Smurfs A Cantellows Crew 2 – 4 Wylie Kouyate A
7.30 Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 1 Wuhan Clan B Pique Blinders B 3 – 2 Slum Soccer B
8.00 Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 1 Pique Blinders A Wuhan Clan A 5 – 0 Slum Soccer VI A

Week 12 – Sunday 10th December 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Bishbashbosh Utd 1 – 3Westham Strings Utd A Wylie Kouyate A 3 – 6 The Smurfs A
7.00 Wuhan Clan B 1 – 8 The Smurfs B Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 0 Westham Strings B
7.30  Slum Soccer VI A 0 – 1 Blitzey Snieder A Pique Blinders A 2 – 3 Wuhan Crew A
8.00 DDL 9 – 0 Slum Soccer VI A Blitzey Snieder 0 – 3 Pique Blinders B

Week 11 – Sunday 3rd December 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd A 0 – 4 Wylie Kouyate A Chicken Ticka MoSalah 0 – 3 Pique Blinders A
7.00 Westham Strings B 1 – 2 Wuhan Clan B Pique Blinders B 0 – 5 Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 Wuhan Clan A 1 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd  The Smurfs A 5 – 1 Slum Soccer VI
8.00 The Smurfs B 0 – 2 DDL Slum Soccer VI B 2 – 1 Blitzey Snieder

Week 10 – Sunday 26th November 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wuhan Clan A 1 – 4 Westham Strings Utd A Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 0 Chicken Tikka MoSalah
7.00 Westham Strings B 5 – 1 Slum Soccer VI B Wuhan Clan B 4 – 3 Pique Blinders B
7.30 Pique Blinders A 0 – 3 The Smurfs A Slum Soccer VI 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A
8.00 Wylie Kouyate B 5 – 3 The Smurfs B DDL 5 – 0 Blitzey Snieder

Week 9 – Sunday 19th November 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd 5 – 0 Slum Soccer VI A Chicken Tikka Mo Salah 2 – 2 Wuhan Clan A
7.00 Slum Soccer VI B 1 – 1 Wuhan Clan B Blitzey Snieder 0 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 The Smurfs B 0 – 4 Westham Strings Utd B  Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 2 Pique Blinders A
8.00 The Smurfs A 2 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd Pique Blinders B 4 – 3 DDL

Week 8 – Sunday 12th November 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 DDL 1 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B Slum Soccer VI B 0 – 3 The Smurfs B
7.00 Slum Soccer VI A 0 – 1 Pique Blinders A Bishbashbosh Utd 1 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A
7.30 Pique Blinders B 3 – 1 Westham Strings Utd B The Smurfs A 5 – 0 Wuhan Clan B
8.00 Chicken Tikka Mo Salah 1 – 3 Westham Strings Utd A Blitzey Snieder 1 – 3 Wuhan Clan B

Week 7 – Sunday 5th November 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 The Smurfs B 3 – 0 Pique Blinders B Westham Strings B 3 – 0 Blitzy Snieder
7.00 Pique Blinders A 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd A The Smurfs 3 – 0 Wigan FC
7.30 Slum Soccer VI A 0 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd Wylie Kouyate A 3 – 0 Wuhan Clan A
8.00 Slum Soccer VI B 1 – 5 Wylie Kouyate B Wuhan Clan B 5 – 2 DDL

Week 6 – Sunday 29th October 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Blitzy Snieder 1 – 4 The Smurfs B DDL 0 -3  Westham Strings Utd B
7.00 Westham Strings Utd A 0 – 2 The Smurfs A Wigan FC A 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A
7.30 Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 1 Wuhan Clan B Pique Blinders B 1 – 0 Slum Soccer VI B
8.00 Wuhan Clan A 5 – 3 Slum Soccer VI A Bishbashbosh Utd 4 – 3 Pique Blinders A

Week 5 – Sunday 22nd October 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 The Smurfs B 7 – 2 DDL Slum Soccer VI B 1 – 2 Blitzy Snieder
7.00 Westham Strings Utd A 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A  The Smurfs A 10 – 0 Slum Soccer VI A
7.30  Wigan FC A 1 – 4 Pique Blinders A Wuhan Clan B 1 – 2 Westham Strings Utd A
8.00 Wuhan Clan 4 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd Pique Blinders B 2 – 1 Wylie Kouyate B

Week 4 – Sunday 15th October 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 DDL 0 – 3 Slum Soccer VI Westham Strings Utd A 2 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.00 Slum Soccer VI A 1 – 4 WIgan FC A Wylie Kouyate B 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd B
7.30 Wylie Kouate A 1 – 2 The Smurfs A Pique Blinders A 1 – 1 Wuhan Clan A
8.00 Wigan FC B 5 – 1 Pique Blinders B Wuhan Clan B 0 – 5 The Smurfs B

Week 3 – Sunday 8th October 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wuhan Clan 1 – 3 Westham Strings Utd Wigan FC B 0 – 3 DDL
7.00 Wuhan Clan B 1 – 3 Pique Blinders B Westham Strings B 4 – 0 Slum Soccer VI B
7.30 Pique Blinders A 0 – 3 The Smurfs A Slum Soccer VI 0 – 3Wylie Kouyate A
8.00 Wylie Kouyate B 0 – 1 The Smurfs B Bishbashbosh Utd 5 – 3 Wigan FC A

Week 2 – Sunday 1st October 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings A 13 – 0 Slum Soccer VI A The Smurfs 5 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.00 Westham Strings Utd B 1 – 1 The Smurfs B Slum Soccer VI B 1 – 5 Wuhan Clan B
7.30 Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 0 Pique Blinders A Wigan FC A 2 – 0 Wuhan Clan A
8.00 Wigan FC B 0 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B Pique Blinders B 3 – 0 DDL

Week 1 – Sunday 24th September 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 DDL 0 – 6 Wylie Kouyate B Robbie Utd 0 – 3 Slum Soccer VI A
7.00 Bishbashbosh Utd 1 – 5 Wylie Kouyate A Slum Soccer VI B 0 – 8 The Smurfs B
7.30 Wuhan Clan A 0 – 5 The Smurfs A All Stars 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd A
8.00 Robbie Utd 0 – 3 Westham Strings B Wigan FC ** Wuhan Clan B

The Cup Finals Week and Division 1 Week 1 – Sunday 17th September 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch
6.30 Slum Soccer VI B 0 – 3 Robbie Utd A (SS1) Wylie Kouyate B 0 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd (CS1)
7.00 Westham Strings Utd 5 – 1 Robbie Utd A (Shield Final) The Smurfs* 2 – 2 Bishbashbosh (Cup Final)
7.30 Slum Soccer VI B 1 – 1 Wylie Kouyate B The Smurfs 7 – 1 Robbie Utd B
8.00 Westham Strings Utd B 7 – 0 Wigan FC Wuhan Clan 2 – 3 DDL

The Cup Quarter Finals Week – Sunday 10th September 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wuhan Clan A 0 – 0 Slum Soccer VI B* (SQ3) DDL 2 – 6 Bishbashbosh Utd (CQ2)
7.00  Robbie Utd A 1 – 0 Wuhan Clan B (SQ1) Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 1 Slum Soccer VI A (CQ3)
7.30  The Smurfs A* 0 – 0 Wylie Kouyate A (CQ1) Westham Strings A 3 – 1 Robbie Utd B (SQ2)
8.00 Wallachians 0 – 3 The Smurfs B (CQ4) Westham Strings B 5 – 0 RB St Dennis  (SQ4)

The Cup Week 3 – Sunday 3rd September 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 RB St Dennis 0 – 3 Slum Soccer VI B  The Smurfs A 5 – 0 Westham Strings A
7.00 Slum Soccer VI 0 -1  The Smurfs B Westham Strings A 4 – 3 Wuhan Clan B
7.30 Wuhan Clan A 1 – 5 Wylie Kouyate B Robbie Utd A 5 – 0 Wallachians A
8.00  Wylie Kouyate A  1 – 1 DDL Bishbashbosh Utd 1 – 0 Robbie Utd B

The Cup Week 2 – Sunday 27th August 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Robbie Utd A 0 – 1 Westham Strings B Slum Soccer VI 2 – 3 Wuhan Clan B
7.00 Wuhan Clan A 0 – 1 Robbie Utd B Westham Strings Utd A 0 – 7 The Smurfs B
7.30 Bishbashbosh 0 – 8 Wylie Kouyate B  The Smurfs A 3 – 0 Athletico Dildao A
8.00 Wylie Kouyate B 5 – 3 Athletico Dildao B RB St Dennis 0 – 3 DDL

The Cup Week 1 – Sunday 20th August 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 The Smurfs A 10 – 1 Robbie Utd A Wylie Kouyate A 0 – 1 RB St Dennis
7.00 The Smurfs B 3 – 2 Wuhan Clan B Wylie Kouyate B 4 – 2 Robbie Utd A
7.30 Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 1 Wuhan Clan A Wallachians A 4 – 1 Westham Strings B
8.00 Wallachians B 1 – 2 DDL Westham Strings B 2 – 1 Slum Soccer VI

Week 21 (of 21) – Sunday 23rd July 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 The Smurfs 6 – 1 RB St Dennis DDL 3 – 2 Teckerslovakia
7.00 The Smurfs B 2 – 3 Wallachians Slum Soccer VI 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd A
7.30 Westham Strings B 5 – 0 Wuhan Clan B  Wylie Kouyate B 5 – 2 Robbie Utd B
8.00 Robbie Utd 3 – 0 Wuhan Clan A Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A

Week 20 (of 21) – Sunday 16th July 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wuhan Clan 3 – 0 Slum Soccer VI Wylie Kouyate A 3 – 1 Robbie Utd
7.00 The Wallachians 2 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B Robbie Utd B 3 – 0 Wuhan Clan B
7.30 Westham Strings Utd B 4 – 0 DDL Teckerslovakia 1 – 10 The Smurfs B
8.00 RB St Dennis 1 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd Westham Strings Utd 7 – 2 The Smurfs

Week 19 (of 21) – Sunday 9th July 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Slum Soccer VI 1 – 1 Wylie Kouyate A The Smurfs 4 – 0 Wuhan Clan A
7.00 The Smurfs B 1 – 3 Westham Strings Utd B Wuhan Clan 1 – 5 Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 Westham Strings Utd A 3 – 1 RB St Dennis DDL 4 – 0 Robbie Utd
8.00 Teckerslovakia 0 – 3 The Wallachians Robbie Utd A 1 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd

Week 18 (of 21) – Sunday 25th June 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 RB St Dennis 0 – 3 Robbie Utd A Bishbashbosh Utd 5 – 2 Slum Soccer VI
7.00 Robbie Utd B 1 – 2 The Smurfs B The Wallachians 4 – 1 Wuhan Clan B
7.30 Wuhan Clan A 1 – 4 Westham Strings Utd A Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 3 The Smurfs
8.00 Westham Strings Utd 0 – 3 Teckerslovakia Wylie Kouyate B 1- 3 DDL

Week 17 (of 21) – Sunday 18th June 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wylie Kouyate A B 4 – 1 Teckerslovakia The Wallachians 2 – 1 DDL
7.00 Westham Strings Utd 3 – 4 Wylie Kouyate A Slum Soccer VI 0 – 5 Robbie Utd A
7.30 Wuhan Clan B 0 – 3 The Smurfs B Robbie Utd B 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd B
8.00 The Smurfs 6 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd Wuhan Clan 0 – 3 RB St Dennis

Week 16 (of 21) – Sunday 11th June 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Bishbashbosh Utd vs Westham Strings Utd RB St Dennis 0 – 3 Slum Soccer VI
7.00 Westham Strings Utd B 3 – 0 The Wallachians Teckerslovakia 3 – 1 Robbie Utd B
7.30 Robbie Utd 2 – 2 The Smurfs Wylie Kouyate A 4 – 1 Wuhan Clan A
8.00 The Smurfs B 4 – 4 Wylie Kouyate B DDL 3 – 0 Wuhan Clan

Week 15 (of 21) – Sunday 4th June 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Westham Strings Utd A 3 – 1 Robbie Utd A Wylie Kouyate A 10 – 0 RB St Dennis
7.00 Westham Strings Utd B 1 – 3 Wylie Kouyate B Robbie Utd B 3 – 2 The Wallachians
7.30 Wuhan Clan A 0 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd The Smurfs B 4 – 0 DDL
8.00 Teckerslovakia 3 – 2 Wuhan Clan B The Smurfs 8 – 1 Slum Soccer VI

Week 14 (of 21) – Sunday 28th May 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 DDL 2 – 1 Teckerslovakia Wylie Kouyate B 0 – 1 Robbie Utd B
7.00 Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 1 Wylie Kouyate A Robbie Utd A 2 – 0 Wuham Clan A
7.30 Wuhan Clan B 2 – 3 Westham Strings Utd B  The Smurfs B 3 – 0 Young Offenders
8.00 Slum Soccer VI 0 – 2 Westham Strings Utd A  The Smurfs 7 – 0 RB St Dennis

Week 13 (of 21) – Sunday 21st May 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 RB St Dennis 2 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd Wylie Kouyate A 0 – 2 Robbie Utd A
7.00 Young Offenders 2 – 1 Wylie Kouyate B Robbie Utd B 1 – 0 Wuhan Clan A
7.30 Westham Strings Utd 1 – 2 The Smurfs A Slum Soccer VI  0 – 0 Wuhan Clan A
8.00 Westham Strings Utd B 0 – 1 DDL  Teckerslovakia 2 – 3 The Smurfs B

Week 12 (of 21) – Sunday 14th May 2023

We currently have space for one team, please get in touch to find out more. 07792721353

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Young Offenders 4 – 6 Teckerslovakia Robbie Utd B 8 – 0 Slum Soccer VI B
7.00 Slum Soccer VI A 0 – 4 Wylie Kouyate A Robbie Utd A 2 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.30 Westham Strings Utd B 1 – 3 The Smurfs B Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 1 Wuhan Clan B
8.00 The Smurfs A 7 – 2 Wuhan Clan A Westham Strings Utd A 4 – 0 RB St Dennis

Week 11 (of 21) – Sunday 7th May 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Slum Soccer VI A 3 – 0 Robbie Utd Bishbashbosh 0 – 3 RB St Dennis
7.00 Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 0 Slum Soccer VI B Robbie Utd B 0 – 3 The Smurfs B
7.30 Wylie Kouyate A 0 – 1 The Smurfs A Wuhan Clan 1 – 2 Westham Strings Utd
8.00 Young Offenders 0 – 4 Wuhan Clan B Westham Strings Utd B 2 – 4 Teckerslovakia

Week 10 (of 21) – Sunday 30th April 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 RB St Dennis 0 – 9 Robbie Utd A West Ham Strings Utd A 2 – 0 Wylie Kouyate A
7.00 Wylie Kouyate B 4 – 0 Teckerslovakia Robbie Utd B 2 – 0 Westham Strings Utd B
7.30 Young Offenders ** Crantock Celtics Wuhan Clan B 0 – 2 The Smurfs
8.00 The Smurfs A 6 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd Wuhan Clan A 3 – 0 Crantock Celtics A

Week 9 (of 21) – Sunday 23rd April 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 RB St Dennis 4 – 5 MK Dongs Young Offenders 0 – 5 Westham Strings Utd B
7.00 Teckerslovakia 5 – 0 Arselona Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 1 Westham Strings Utd A
7.30 Robbie Utd 0 – 2 The Smurfs Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 1 Wuhan Clan A
8.00 The Smurfs B 4 – 1 Wylie Kouyate B Crantock Celtics 2 – 2 Wuhan Clan B

Week 8 (of 21) – Sunday 16th April 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Teckerslovakia 3 – 2 Wuhan Clan B Wylie Kouyate A 4 – 2 RB St Dennis
7.00 Wuhan Clan A 1 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd Westham Strings B 6  – 0 Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 The Smurfs B 4 – 2 Crantock Celtics Westham Strings Utd 1 – 0 Robbie Utd
8.00 Arselona 0 – 6 Young Offenders The Smurfs A 9 – 3 MK Dongs

Week 7 – Sunday 2nd April 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 The Smurfs 15 – 0 RB St Dennis MK Dongs 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd
7.00 Wuhan Clan B 0 – 5 Westham Strings Utd B The Smurfs B 3 – 1 Young Offenders
7.30 Robbie Utd 2 – 1 Wuhan Clan A Wylie Kouate B 3 – 0 Arselona
8.00 Crantock Celtics 0 – 1 Teckerslovakia Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A

Week 6 – Sunday 26th March 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 RB St Dennis 1 – 5 Bishbashbosh Utd Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 1 Robbie Utd
7.00 Asresona 1 – 1 Wuhan Clan B Young Offenders 1 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B
7.30 Wuhan Clan A 1 – 4 MK Dongs Westham Strings Utd 0 – 3 The Smurfs
8.00 Westham Strings Utd B 2 – 2 Crantock Celtics Teckerslovakia 3 – 2 The Smurfs B

Week 5 – Sunday 12th March 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Teckerslovakia 1 – 1 Young Offenders The Smurfs B 3 – 0 Westham Strings B
7.00 The Smurfs A 8 – 2 Wuhan Clan A Westham Strings Utd A 4 – 3 Arselona B
7.30 Crantock Celtics 0 – 3 Areslona A Wuhan Clan B 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate B
8.00 Robbie Utd 1 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd MK Dongs 1 – 4 Wylie Kouyate A

Week 4 – Sunday 5th March 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Young Offenders 1 – 2 Wuhan Clan B Westham Strings Utd B 5 – 2 Teckerslovakia
7.00 Arselona A 1 – 3 Robbie Utd Wuhan Clan A 0 – 5 Westham Strings Utd A
7.30 Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 1 Crantock Celtics Arselona B 1 – 10 The Smurfs B
8.00 Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 4 The Smurfs A Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 0 MK Dongs

Week 3 – Sunday 26th February 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Teckerslovakia 9 – 0 Arselona B The Smurfs A 3 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.00 The Smurfs B 1 – 0 Wylie Kouyate B Wuhan Clan A 4 – 2 Arselaon A
7.30 Lightening McQueefs 0 – 3 Wuahn Clan B Westham Strings Utd A 3 – 7 Wylie Kouyate A
8.00 MK Dongs 1 – 1 Robbie Utd Westham Strings B 0 – 2 Young Offenders

Week 2 – Sunday 19th February 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Arselona A 0 – 15 MK Dongs Robbie Utd 1 – 3 The Smurfs
7.00 Arselona B 1 – 7 Westham Strings Utd B The Smurfs B 3 – 1 Wuhan Clan B
7.30 Bishbashbosh Utd 1 – 1 Westham Strings Utd Wylie Kouyate A 5 – 1 Wuhan Clan A
8.00  Teckerslovakia 3 – 1 Wylie Kouyate A Young Offenders 3 – 0 Lightning Mcqueefs

Week 1 – Sunday 12th February 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Arselona B 3 – 7 Young Offenders The Smurfs B 2 – 1 Lightning Mcqueefs
7.00 Wylie Kouyate A 7 – 1 Arselona A The Smurfs A 3 – 2 MK Dongs
7.30 Wuhan Clan A 1 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd Westham B 1 – 3  Wylie Kouyate B
8.00 Teckerslovakia 3 – 1 Wuhan Clan B Westham Strings Utd 3 – 0 Robbie Utd

The Cup Finals Night – Sunday 5th February 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 The Smurfs 3 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd A (CSF1) Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 1 Westham Strings Utd (CF2)
7.10 Window Lickers 4 – 1 Arselona (SSF1) The Bandits 1 – 1 Wuhan Clan* (SSF2)
7.50 The Smurfs 3 – 1 Wylie Kouyate (Cup Final) Window Lickers 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan (Shield Final)

The Cup Week 3 – Sunday 29th January 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd B The Bandits 5 – 2 Wuhan Clan
7.10 Wylie Kouyate B 1 – 3 Bandits B Bishbashbosh Utd A 6 – 0 Window Lickers
7.50 The Smurfs 8 – 3 Window Lickers B Westham Strings Utd 3 – 2 Bishbashers

The Cup Week 2 – Sunday 22nd January 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Bishbashbosh Utd A 3 – 0 Inter Yanan Westham Strings Utd 1 – 2 Unreal Madrid
7.10 Wylie Kouate A 3 – 1 Wuhan Clan The Bandits 2 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd B
7.50 Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 2 Window Lickers  The Smurfs 4 – 3 DDL

The Cup Week 1 – Sunday 15th January 2023

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 The Smurfs 0 – 2 Westham Strings Utd Wylie Kouyate A 3 – 1 The Bandits
7.10 DDL ** Unreal Madrid Wylie Kouyate B 4 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd A
7.50 Window Lickers 0 – 3 Inter Yanan Wuhan Clan 3 – 5 Bishbashbosh Utd B

Week 15 (of 15) – Sunday 8th January 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 DDL 2 – 13 Bishbashbosh Utd The Bandits 2 – 5 Westham Strings Utd
7.10 Wuhan Clan ** Athletico Dildao Unreal Madrid 1 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B
7.50 Wylie Kouyate A 1 – 5 The Smurfs Window Lickers 3 – 0 Waaa Beans

Week 14 – Sunday 11th December 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 DDL 0 – 12 The Smurfs Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 3 Westham Strings
7.10 The Bandits 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A Waaa Beans 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan
7.50 Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 0 Window Lickers Athletico Dildao ** Unreal Madrid

Week 13 – Sunday 27th November 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 The Smurfs 11 – 3  Bishbashbosh Utd The Bandits 2 – 3 DDL
7.10 Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 0 Westham Strings Utd Window Lickers 0 – 0 Unreal Madrid
7.50 Wuhan Clan 2 – 4 Wylie Kouyate B Waaa Beans ** Athletico Dildao

Week 12 – Sunday 20th November 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd Indian Queens 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan
7.10 Athletico Dildao 0 – 3 Window Lickers Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 0 Waaa Beans
7.50 The Smurfs 3 – 0 The Bandits Westham Strings Utd 4 – 2 DDL

Week 11 – Sunday 13th November 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wylie Kouyate A 1 – 0 DDL Westham Strings Utd ** The Smurfs
7.10 Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 0 The Bandits Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 0 Athletico Dildao
7.50 Waaa Beans * Indian Queens Wuhan Clan 3 – 1 Window Lickers

Week 10 – Sunday 6th November 2022

We currently have space for one team, please get in touch to find out more. 07792721353

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Wylie Kouyate A 0 – 3 The Smurfs Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 0 DDL
7.10 The Bandits 2 – 2 Westtham Strings Utd Indian Queens 2 – 3 Wylie Kouyate B
7.50 Window Lickers 3 – 0 Waaa Beans Wuhan Clan 3 – 0 Athletico Dildao

Week 9 – Sunday 30th October 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Waaa Beans 2 – 0 Wuhan Clan The Bandits 2 – 1 Wylie Kouyate A
7.10 Athletico Dildao 0 – 3 Indian Queens Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 1 Window Lickers
7.50 DDL 1 – 6 The Smurfs  Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 5 Westham Strings Utd

Week 8 – Sunday 23rd October 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Waaa Beans 5 – 1 Athletico Dildao Westham Strings Utd 0 – 0 Wylie Kouyate A
7.10 Wuhan Clan 1 – 2 Wylie Kouyate B The Bandits 5 – 2 DDL
7.50 The Smurfs 2 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd Window Lickers 0 – 0 Indian Queens

Week 7 – Sunday 16th October 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Athletico Dildao 0 – 2 Window Lickers Indian Queens 0 – 4 Wuhan Clan
7.10 Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 0 Waaa Beans Westham Strings Utd 4 – 1 DDL
7.50 Wylie Kouyate A 4 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd The Smurfs 2 – 3 The Bandits

Week 6 – Sunday 9th October 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 DDL 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A Westham Strings Utd 2 – 4 The Smurfs
7.10 Waaa Beans 6 – 2 Indian Queens Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 1 Athletico Dildao
7.50 Bishbashbosh Utd ** The Bandits Wuhan Clan 1 –  0 Window Lickers

Week 5 – Sunday 2nd October 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Waaa Beans 3 – 0 Curtain Twitchers Wuhan Clan 1 – 3 Athletico Dildao
7.10 DDL 1 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd St Merryn B 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate B
7.50 Wylie Kouyate A 1 – 1 Westham Strings Utd The Smurfs 13 – 2 St Merryn A

Week 4 – Sunday 25th September 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.30 Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 3 Athletico Dildao Wylie Kouyate A 3 – 1 Waaa Beans A
7.10 Wylie Kouate B 4 – 0 Wuhan Clan St Merryn A 1 – 3 DDL
7.50 Westham Strings Utd 3 – 7 The Smurfs Curtain Twitchers 3 – 0 St Merryn B

Week 3 – Sunday 18th September 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 DDL 1 – 7 Westham Strings The Smurfs 3 – 0 Waaa Beans A
6.35 Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 5 Wylie Kouyate A Waaa Beans B 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan
7.15 St Merryn B 1 – 4 Athletico Dildao Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 0 Hammertime
7.55 Millers Monsters 0 – 3 Curtain Twitchers All Stars 0 – 3 St Merryn A

Week 2 – Sunday 4th September 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Hammertime ** Curtain Twitchers Waaa Beans A 0 -2  DDL
6.35 Westham Strings Utd 6 – 1 All Stars Millers Mosnters 0 – 3 Athletico Dildao
7.15 St Merryn B 2 – 3 Wuhan Clan Waaa Beans B 2 – 8 Wylie Kouyate B
7.55 Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 3 The Smurfs Bishbahsbosh 6 – 3 St Merryn A

Week 1 – Sunday 28th August 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 All Stars 0 – 3 Waaa Beans A DDL 2  – 5 The Smurfs
6.35 St Merryn B 1 Waaa Beans B 3 Millers Mob 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan
7.15 Hammertime 2 – 3 Athletico Dildao St Merryn A 2 – 7 Wylie Kouyate A
7.55 Curtain Twitchers 2 – 5 Wylie Kouyate B Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 5 Westham Strings Utd

Cup Finals Night and The Championship Week 1 – Sunday 21st August 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Curtain Twitchers 3 – 0 Wuhan Clan Millers Mob 3 – 0  The Legion
6.35 Athletico Dildao 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate B Unreal Beans B 2 – 5 Hammertime
7.15 Westham Strings Utd 2 – 3 DDL (CS1) Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 0 The Legion (SS1)
7.55 Wylie Kouyate 2 – 1 DDL (Cup Final) Unreal Beans 2 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd (Shield Final)

Cup Quarter Finals Night – Sunday 7th August 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Athletico Dildao 1 – 6 Westham Strings Utd (CQ1) Curtain Twitchers 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate A (CQ4)
6.35 Wuhan Clan 2 – 8 Wylie Kouyate B (CQ2) Hammertime 3 – 8 Bishbashbosh Utd (SQ1)
7.15 Waaa Beans 3 – 0 Millers Monsters (SQ3) St Merryn B 0 – 3 The Legion (SQ2)
7.55 Unreal Madrid 7 – 3 St Merryn A (SQ4) The Smurfs 3 – 3 DDL* (CQ3)

The Cup Week 3 – Sunday 31st July 2022

We currently have space for one team, please get in touch to find out more. 07792721353

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55  Wylie Kouyate A 5 – 3 Bishbahbosh Utd DDL 6 – 1 Millers Monsters
6.35  Unreal Madrid 3 – 0 Curtain Twitchers Wylie Kouyate B 3 – 0 St Merryn
7.15 Westham Strings Utd 3 – 0 The Legion Fray Bentos 0 – 3 Hammertime
7.55 Wuhan Clan 3 – 0 Athletico Dildao The Smurfs 4 – 3 Waaa Beans

The Cup Week 2 – Sunday 24th July 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 The Smurfs 4 – 2 Curtain Twitcher Wylie Kouyate B 8 – 0 Millers Monsters
6.35 Unreal Madrid 2 – 4 Waaa Beans  Wylie Kouyate A 4 – 1 The Legion
7.15 DDL 1 – 3 Robbie Utd Westham Strings Utd 1 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.55 Athletico Dildao 3 – 0 Fray Bentos Wuhan Clan 0 – 5 The Bandits

The Cup Week 1 – Sunday 17th July 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 AJs U16 ** vs Hunzinos CF Wylie Kouyate B 2 – 1 Westham Strings Utd
6.35 The Legion 3 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd Wylie Kouyate A 2 – 0 DDL
7.15 Millers Mob 3 – 2 Hammertime Curtain Twitchers 5 – 1 Waaa Beans
7.55 Fray Bentos 1 – 2 Wuhan Clan The Smurfs 10 – 1 Unreal Madrid

Week 18 (0f 18)  – Sunday 3rd July 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Treloggen 69ers 9 – 0 Millers Monsters The Legion 0 – 5 Unreal Madrid
6.35 Wylie Kouate 10 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd Curtain Twitchers 0 – 5 DDL
7.15 Whilly’s Men 0 – 3 Waaa Beans Hammer time v3 – 5Wylie Kouyate
7.55 Wuhan Clan 3 – 2 Westham Strings Utd The Smurfs * Fray Bentos

Week 17 (0f 18)  – Sunday 26th June 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Whillys Men 3 – 6 Treloggen 69ers Unreal Madrid 3 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd
6.35 Waaa Beans 1 – 8 DDL Millers Monsters 0 – 6 Wylie Kouyate
7.15 Wylie Kouyate 3 – 1 Fray Bentos The Legion 0 – 1 Curtain Twitchers
7.55 The Smurfs 1 – 4 Westham Strings Hunzino CF 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan

Week 16 (0f 18)  – Sunday 19th June 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 MIllers Monsters 0 – 1 Whilly’s Men Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 3 Curtain Twitchers
6.35 Wuhan Clan 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate Waaa Beans 5 – 3 The Legion
7.15 DDL 3 – 1 Treloggen 69ers Unreal Madrid 1 – 4 Wylie Kouyate
7.55 Westham Strings Utd 3 – 0 Fray Bentos Hunzinos CF 0 – 3 The Smurfs

Week 15 (0f 18)  – Sunday 12th June 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 DDL 3 – 0 Millers Monsters Wylie Kouyate 3 – 5 Westham Strings Utd
6.35 Wylie Kouyate 0 – 2 Waaa Beans Treloggen 69ers 10 – 3 Bishbahsbosh Utd
7.15 Curtain Twitchers 3 – 0 Unreal Madrid Fray Bentos 3 – 0 Interbread
7.55 Whilly’s Men 1 – 5 The Legion The Smurfs 10 – 3 Wuahn Clan

Week 14 (0f 18)  – Sunday 29th May 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Trellogen 69ers 0 – 3 Waaa Beans Wylie Kouyate 3 – 5 The Smurfs
6.35 Curtain Twitchers * Whillys Men DDL 4 – 5 Unreal Madrid
7.15 Fray Bentos 3 – 2 Wuhan Clan Wylie Kouyate 3 – 0 Boom Xhaka Laka
7.55 Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 3 Millers Monsters Inter Bread 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd

Week 13 (0f 18)  – Sunday 22nd May 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Wuhan Clan 5 – 2 Westham Strings Utd Unreal Madrid 0 – 3 Millers Monsters
6.35 DDL 4 – 0 Whilly’s Men Treloggen 69ers 3 – 0 Boom Xhaka Laka
7.15 Bishbahsbosh Utd 3 – 0 Waaa Beans Curtain Twitchers 1 – 2 Wylie Kouyate
7.55 The Smurfs 2 – 1 Fray Bentos Inter Bread 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate

Week 12  – Sunday 15th May 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Unreal Madrid 3 – 9 Treloggen 69ers Bishbahsbosh Utd 1 – 3 DDL
6.35 Whillys Men 0 – 2 Wylie Kouyate Millers Monsters 3 – 0 Boom Xhaka Laka
7.15 Wylie Kouyate 2 – 0 Fray Benots Waaa Beans 3 – 4 Curtain Twitchers
7.55 The Smurfs 4 – 1 Westham Strings Utd Inter Bread 0 – 3 Wuhan Clan

Week 11  – Sunday 8th May 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Millers Monsters 2 – 11 Curtain Twitchers Whillys Men 2 – 5 Bishbahsbosh Utd
6.35 Boom Xhaka Laka 2 – 5 DDL Wuhan Clan 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate
7.15 Wylie Kouyate 0 – 4 Trellogen 69ers Westham Strings 3 – 0 Fray Bentos
7.55 Unreal Madrid 3 – 0 Waaa Beans Inter Bread 0 – 3 The Smurfs

Week 10  – Sunday 1st May 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Unreal Madrid 8 – 2 Whillys Boys Wylie Kouyate 3 – 0 Westham Strings Utd
6.35 DDL 1 – 2 Wylie Kouyate Bishbashbosh Utd 5 – 3 Boom Xhaka Laka
7.15 Fray Bentos * Interbread Waaa Beans 3 – 0 Millers Monsters
7.55 Treloggen 69ers 0 – 3 Curtain Twitchers The Smurfs 2 – 0 Wuhan Clan

*both teams win 3 – 0

Week 9  – Sunday 24th April 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Curtain Twitchers 2 – 3 DDL Boom Xhaka Laka 0 -3  Unreal Madrid
6.35 Westham Strings Utd 5 – 1 Millers Monsters Wylie Kouyate 8 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.15 Whilly’s Men 2 – 7 Waaa Beans Wylie Kouyate 3 – 0 Inter Bread
7.55 Fray Bentos B 1 – 2 Wuhan Clan Newquay Winklepickers 0 -3 The Smurfs

Week 7  – Sunday 3rd April 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Boom Xhaka Laka 2 – 1 Waaa Beans Wylie Kouyate 3 – 2 Unreal Madrid
6.35 Curtain Twitchers 0 – 6 Bishbashbosh Utd Newquay Winkle Pickers 1 – 7 Wylie Kouyate
7.15 Trellogen 69ers 1 – 2 DDL Fray Bentos 0 – 3 The Smurfs
7.55 Millers Monsters 0 – 7 All Stars  Westham Srings Utd 5 – 0 Inter Bread

Week 6  – Sunday 20th March 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Boom Xhaka Laka 3 – 3 Whilly’s Men Curain Twitchers 2 – 5 Unreal Madrid
6.35 Westham Strings Utd 10 – 0 Newquay Winkle Pickers Wylie Kouyate 5 – 0 Waaa Beans
7.15 Fray Bentos B 1 – 6 Wylie Kouyate Millers Monsters 0 – 3 Inter Bread
7.55 Wuhan Calan 0 – 5 The Smurfs Treloggen 69ers 8 – 3 Bishbahsbosh Utd

Week 5  – Sunday 13th March 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 DDL 1 – 6 Unreal Madrid Curtain Twitchers 1 – 2 Whilly’s Men
6.35 Badly Wrapped Kebab 3 – 0 Newquay Winkle Pickers Wuhan Clan 0 – 6 Wylie Kouyate
7.15 Fray Bentos A 6 – 1 Interbred Wylie Kouyate 3 – 2  Boom Xhaka Laka
7.55 Treloggen 69ers 7 – 2 Waaa Beans Fray Bentos B 1 – 5 Westham Strings Utd

Week 4  – Sunday 6th March 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Bishbashbosh 0 – 3 Waaa Beans Treloggen 69ers 5 – 2 Boom Xhaka Laka
6.35 DDL 8 – 0 Whilly’s Men Wylie Kouyate 5 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
7.15 Newquay Winklepickers 0 – 5 Fray Bentos B Curtain Twitchers 1 – 8 Wylei Kouyate
7.55 The Smurfs 3 – 1 Fray Bentos A Inter Bread 3 – 4 Wuhan Clan

Week 3 **NEW SEASON  – Sunday 27th February 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Westham Strings Utd 3 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Interbred 1 – 13 The Smurfs
6.35 Newquay Winkle Pickers 1 – 9 Wuhan Clan  DDL 4 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.15 Wylie Kouate 3 – 1 Fray Bentos A  Curtain Twitchers 3 – 2 Waaa Beans
7.55 Treloggen 69ers 3 – 2 Unreal Madrid Whilly’s Men FC 1 – 9 Wylie Kouyate

Week 2 **NEW SEASON** – Sunday 13th February 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55  Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 0 Whilley’s Men FC DDL 4 – 1 Boom Xhaka laka
6.35 Waaa Beans 0 – 3 Unreal Madrid Wylie Kouate vs Treloggen 69ers
7.15 Wylie Kouyate 5 – 1 Westham Strings Utd Interbred 3 – 2 Fray Bentos B
7.55 The Smurfs 2 – 2 Badly Wrapped Kebab Fray Bentos A 1 – 9 Wuhan Clan

Cup Finals Night and Week 1 **NEW SEASON  – Sunday 6th February 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 The Smurfs 1 – 5 Wylie Kouate (Cup Final) Fray Bentos B 2 – 1 Badly Wrapped Kebab (Shield Final)
6.35 Wylie Kouyate 4 – 1 DDL Fray Bentos A 10 – 1 Newquay Winkle Pickers
7.15 Wuhan Clan 0 – 0 Westham Strings Utd Unreal Madrid 5 – 1 Whilly’s Men FC
7.55 Boom Xhaka Laka 6 – 0 Interbred (Shield Final) Trellogen 69ers 5 – 1 Curtain Twitchers (Cup Final)

Cup Semi Finals Night  – Sunday 30th January 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 The Smurfs 1 – 0 Wuhan Clan (CSF1) Westham Strings Utd 2 – 2 Wylie Koyuate* (CSF2)
6.35 Curtain Twitchers 1 – 0 Wylie Kouate (CSF1) Newquay Winklepickers 0 – 7 Fray Bentos B (SSF2)
7.15 Badly Wrapped Kebab 8 – 0 Fray Bentos A (SSF1) The Waaa Beans 1 -2  Trellogen 69ers (CSF2)
7.55 Daves Dogs 1 – 2 Interbred (SSF1) Boom Xhaka Laka 5 – 1 Bishbahsbosh Utd (SSF2)

The Cup Week 3  – Sunday 23rd January 2022

We have space for 1 NEW TEAM. To join or find out more please call 07792721353

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Trellogen 69ers 4 – 2 Bishbahsbosh Utd Westham Strings 2 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
6.35 Wylie Kouate 9 – 2 Inter Bread Khedira Pindrop 0 – 3 The Waaa Beans
7.15 The Smurfs 3 – 0 Fray Bentos B Wylie Kouate 3 – 0 Newquay Winklepickers
7.55 Wuhan Clan 3 – 0 Fray Bentos A Curtain Twitchers 8 – 1 Boom Xhaka Laka

The Cup Week 2  – Sunday 16th January 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Khedira Pindrop 0 – 3 Boom XhakaLaka The Smurfs 5 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
6.35 Wylie Kouyate 2 -2  Bishbahsbosh Utd Trellogen 69ers 11 – 3 Inter Bread
7.15 Wylie Kouyate 4 – 0 Fray Bentos A Curtain Twitchers 2 – 1 The Waaa Beans
7.55 Westham Strings 6 – 1 Fray Bentos B Wuhan Clan 10 – 0 Newquay Winklepickers

The Cup Week 1  – Sunday 9th January 2022

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 The Smurfs 8 – 3 Westham Strings Utd Curtain Twitchers 0 – 3 Khedira Pindrop
6.35 Bishbashbosh Utd 6 – 3 Inter Bread Wylie Kouyate 4 – 3 Wuhan Clan
7.15 Wylie Kouyate 2 – 4 Trellogen 69ers Badly Wraped Kebab 3 – 2 Fray Bentos B
7.55 Fray Bentos A 3 – 0 Newquay Winklepickers The Waaa Beans 3 – 0 Boom Xhakalaka

Week 15 (of 15) – Sunday 12th December 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Khedira Pindrop 4 – 6 Wylie Kouyate Badly Wrapped Kebab 2 – 5 The Smurfs
6.35 Wylie Kouyate 3 – 1 Fray Bentos B Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 0  Trellogen 69ers
7.15 Waaa Beans 3 – 0 Cubert Massive Newquay Winklepickers 0 – 5 Fray Bentos B
7.55 Westham Strings 6 – 0  Wuhan Clan Curtain Twitchers 3 – 0 Boom Xhaka Laka

Week 14 (of 15) – Sunday 5th December 2o21

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Curtain Twitchers 4 – 3 Wylie Kouate Trellogen 69ers 3 – 1 Khedira Pindrop
6.35 Boom Xhaka Laka 1 – 3 Waaa Beans Newquay Winklepickers 0 – 7 Wuhan Clan
7.15 Fray Bentos A 3 – 0 Newquay Winkle Pickers Badly Wrapped Kebab 2 – 2 Westham Strings Utd
7.55 Cubert Massive 0 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd Fray Bentos B 1 – 7 The Smurfs

Week 13 – Sunday 28th November 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Khedira Pindrop 1 – 2 Cubert Massive Westham Strings Utd 3 – 0 Newquay Winklepickers
6.35 Bishbashbosh 5 – 2 Boom Xhakalaka Wylie Kouyate 3 – 1 Trellogen 69ers
7.15 Wylie Kouyate 2 – 1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Wuhan Clan 5 – 1 Fray Bentos B
7.55 The Smurfs 3 – 0 Fray Bentos A* Waaa Beans 2 – 2 Curtain Twitchers

*match forfeited due to additional player

Week 12 – Sunday 21st November 2o21

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Newquay Winklepickers 3 – 5 Badly Wrapped Kebab Waaa Beans 0 – 7 Wylie Kouyate
6.35 The Smurfs 1 – 5 Wylie Kouyate Boom Xhakalaka 3 -4 Khedira Pindrop
7.15 Curtain Twitchers 3 – 0 Bishbahsbosh Utd Fray Bentos B 2 – 3 Westham Strings Utd
7.55 Cubert Massive 2 – 4 Treloogen 69ers Fray Bentos A 2 -3 Wuhan Clan

Week 11 – Sunday 14th November 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Bishbashbosh Utd 3 – 0 Waaa Beans Trellogen 69ers 10 – 1 Boom Xhakalaka
6.35 Khedira Pindrop 1 – 2 Curtain Twitchers Badly Wrapped Kebab 0 – 1 Fray Bentos B
7.15 Wylie Kouyate 4 – 0 Cubert Massive Wuhan Clan 2 – 5 The Smurfs
7.55 Westham Strings 0 – 0 Fray Bentos A Wylie Kouate 12 – 0 Newquay Winklepickers

Week 10 – Sunday 7th November 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.55 Bishbashbosh Utd 1 – 12 Wylie Kouyate Boom Xhakalaka 3 – 0 Cubert Massive
6.35 Wuhan Clan 4 – 8 Wylie Kouyate Waaa Beans 1 – 3 Khedira Pindrop
7.15 Curtain Twitchers 2 – 3 Trellogen 69ers NansNewquay FC 0 – 3 Newquay Winklepickers
7.55 Fray Bentos 2 – 2 Badly Wrapped Kebab The Smurfs 2 – 1 Westham Strings

Week 9  – Sunday 31st October 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Curtain Twitchers B 3 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd Cubert Massive 0 – 5 Waaa Beans
6.20 Treloggen 69ers 5 – 2 WaaA Beans Curtain Twitchers A 2 – 3 BishBash Utd
7.00 Fray Bentos 0 – 7 Wylie Kouyate Wuhan Clan 1 – 1 Badly Wrappped Kebab
7.40 Westham Strings Utd 0 – 5 Wylie Kouyate Boom Xhakalaka 3 – 5 Khedira Pindrop
8.20 Wylie Kouate 3 – 0 Roberto The Smurfs 3 – 0 Inter Yanan

Week 8 – Sunday 24th October 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Bishbahsbosh 5 – 1 Cubert Massive Westham Strings 2 – 0 Wuhan Clan
6.20  BishBash Utd 4 – 3 Treloggen 69er Khedira Pindrop 1 – 8 Curtain Twitchers B
7.00  Wylie Kouyate 6 – 0  Nansnewquay FC Roberto 0 – 3 Curtain Twitchers A
7.40 Badly Wrapped Kebab 0 – 3 The Smurfs  WaaA Beans 3 – 3 Wylie Kouyate
8.20 Inter Yanan 1 – 8 Fray Bentos Waaa Beans 2 – 3 Boom Xhakalaka

Week 7 – Sunday 17th October 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Cubert Massive 1 – 8 Khedira Pindrop Badly Wrapped Kebab 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd
6.20 Curtain Twitchers B 7 – 4 Boom Xhakalaka  Bishbashbosh 2 – 2 Waaa Beans
7.00 Inter Yanan 1 – 6 Wuhan Clan Treloggen 69ers 2 – 4 Curtain Twitchers
7.40 AJs U16s ** Roberto Wylie Kouyate 3 – 0 The All Stars
8.20 Fray Bentos 4 – 5 Wylie Kouyate NansNewquay 0 – 9 The Smurfs

Week 6 – Sunday 10th October 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Khedira Pindrop 4 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd Boom Xhakalaka 3 – 3 Cubert Massive
6.20 Wylie Kouyate 3 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Doghouse FC * AJs U16s
7.00 Curtain Twitchers A 3 – 1 Wylie Kouyate Wuhan Clan 4 – 1 NansNewquay FC
7.40 Curtain Twitchers B 5 – 3 Waaa Beans Treloggen 69ers 2 – 4 Roberto
8.20 Westham Strings 3 – 0 Inter Yanan  The Smurfs 5 – 1 Fray Bentos

Week 5 – Sunday 3rd October 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Roberto 3 – 0 Doghouse FC AJs U16s * Curtain Twitchers A
6.20 Waaa Beans 3 – 3 Khedira Pindrop Cubert Massive 2 – 6 Curtain Twitchers B
7.00 The Smurfs 2 – 1 Wylie Kouate Inter Yanan 0 – 3 Badly Wrapped Kebab
7.40 NansNewquay 0 – 3 Westham Strings Wylie Kouyate 1 – 1 Treloggen 69ers
8.20 Bishbashbosh Utd 9 – 6 Boom Xhakalaka Fray Bentos 2 – 2 Wuhan Clan

Week 4 – Sunday 26th September 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Treloggan 69ers 3 – 0 AJs U16s Curtain Twitchers A 5 – 4 Doghouse FC
6.20 Curtain Twitchers B 7 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd Wuhan Clan 1 – 4 The Smurfs
7.00 Wylie Kouate 0 – 3 The All Stars Inter Yanan 2 – 7 Khhedira Pindrop
7.40 Wylie Kouate 0 – 3 Roberto Badly Wrapped Kebab 4 – 1 NansNewquay FC
8.20 Westham String Utd vs Fray Bentos Cubert Massive 3 – 4 Waaa Beans

Week 3 – Sunday 19th September 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Fray Bentos 2 – 5 Badly Wrapped Kebab Bishbashbosh 2 – 3 Cubert Massive
6.20 NansNewquay 3 – 0 The All Stars Wuhan Clan 0 – 3 Wylie Kouyate
7.00 Khedira Pindrop 1 – 4 Curtain Twitchers Wylie Kouate 3 – 0 AJs U16
7.40 Curtain Twitchers A 5 – 2 Roberto  Waaa Beans 8 – 2 Inter Yanan
8.20 Treloggen 69ers 3 – 1 Doghouse FC The Smurfs 4 – 2 Westham Strings Utd

Cup Final Night and NEW SEASON Week 2 – Sunday 12th September 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 AJs U16 2 – 7 Roberto (Cup semi final 1) Treloggen 69ers 1 – 4 Curtain Twitchers (Cup Semi Final 2)
6.20 Roberto 3 – 2 Curtain Twitchers Westham Strings 2 – 2 Wylie Kouyate
7.00 Wylie Kouyate 2 – 1 Doghouse FC Curtain Twitchers B 9 – 2 Inter Yanan
7.40 Cubert Massive 2 – 7 Khedira Pindrop Wuhan Clan 3 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
8.20 Fray Bentos 2 – 2 NansNewquay FC Bishbashbosh 2 – 3 Waaa Beans

The Cup Week 2 and Over 30s Week 1 – Sunday 5th September 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Khedira Pindrop 2 – 3 AJs U16s Curtain Twitchers B 3 – 1 Cubert Massive
6.00 Curtain Twitchers B 3 – 2 AJs U16s Khedira Pindrop 2 – 2 Cubert Massive
6.20 Curtain Twitchers A 3 – 0 Waaa Beans B Roberto 4 – 1 Inter Yanan
6.40 Curtain Twitchers A 6 – 0 Inter Yanan Roberto 2 – 1 Waaa Beans B
7.00 Waaa Beans A 0 – 4 Treloggen 69ers Doghouse 0 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.20 Doghouse 1 – 1 Treloggen 69ers Waaa Beans A 0 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.40 Fray Bentos 3 – 0 All Stars Nansnewquay FC 1 – 8 Wylie Kouyate
8.20 The Smurfs 5 – 1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Wuhan Clan 3 – 1 Westham Strings

The Cup Week 1 – Sunday 29th August 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Fray Bentos* 1 – 1 KIL Wylie Kouyate 3 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
6.00 KIL 5 – 1 Wuhan Clan Badly Wrapped Kebab 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd
6.20 Fray Bentos 2 – 0 Wuhan Clan Westham Strings Utd 1 – 3 Wylie Kouyate
6.40 Fray Bentos 1 – 1 Wylie Kouyate* (Cup Final)
7.00 Doghouse FC 1 – 6 Waaa Beans A Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 3 Treloggen 69ers
7.40 Curtain Twitchers A 0 – 4 Roberto Waaa Beans B 16 – 5 Inter Yanan
8.20 Curtain Twitchers B 1 – 1 Khedira Pindrop Cubert Massive 2 – 3 AJs U16s

Week 14 (of 14) – Sunday 22nd August 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Cubert Massive 2 – 2 Trellogan 69ers Waaa Beans 4 – 0 Doghouse
6.20 Wuhan Clan 3 – 5 Badly Wrapped Kebab Curtain Twitchers A 3 – 1 AJs U16s
7.00 Chubby Alonso 0 – 3 KIL Curtain Twitchers B 5 – 0 Roberto
7.40 Fray Bentos 2 – 1 Westham Strings Utd Wylie Kouate 3 – 0 Newquay Football Golf
8.20 Khedira Pindrop 3 – 0 Bishbashbosh Utd BTEC Raiders * Inter Yanan

Week 13 (of 14) Sunday 8th August 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Trellogan 69ers 2 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd Badly Wrapped Kebab 0 – 10 Wylie Kouyate
6.20 Curtain Twitchers B 1 – 4 Khedira Pindrop Inter Yanan vs1 – 11 Doghouse FC
7.00 Curtain Twitcher A 2 – 6 Waaa Beans Roberto 3 – 1 Cubert Massive
7.40 AJs U16s 1 – 0 BTEC Raiders Fray Bentos 3 – 0 Newquay Football Golf
8.20 Westham Strings Utd 7 – 1 Chubby Alonso KIL 7 – 1 Wuhan Clan

Week 12 – Sunday 1st August 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Westham Strings Utd 3 – 3 Wuhan Clan Curtain Twitchers 11 – 2 Cubert Massive Utd
6.20 Fray Bentos 0 – 1 Chubby Alonso AJs U16s 0 – 3  Doghouse FC
7.00 Trellogan  69ers 7 – 2 Khedira Pindrop Roberto 7 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd
7.40 Waaa Beans 12 – 0 Inter Yanan Badly Wrapped Kebab * Newquay Football Golf
8.20 Litter Bugs * Goalden Pussy KIL 1 – 3 Wylie Kouyate

*Both teams lose 3-0

Week 11 – Sunday 25th 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Westham Strings Utd 2 – 1 Wylie Kouyate Curtain Twitchers 5 – 6 Bishbashbosh Utd
6.20 Litter Bugs 1 – 4 Waaa Beans Goalden Pussy 0 – 3 Doghouse FC
7.00 Cubert Massive 2 – 4 Khedira Pindrop Chubby Alonso 0 – 3 Newquay Football Golf
7.40 AJs U16s 0 – 3 Inter Yanan Roberto 3 – 6 Treloggan 69ers
8.20 Fray bentos 3 – 0 Wuhan Clan KIL 4 – 1 Badly Wrapped Kebab

Week 10 – Sunday 18th July 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 AJs U16s 0 – 3 Waaa Beans Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 – 2 Westham Strings Utd
6.20 Wylie Kouate 4 – 2 Fray bentos Inter Yanan 3 – 0 Goalden Pussy
7.00 Doghouse 3 – 0 Litterbugs Wuhan Clan 1 – 4 Chubby Alonso
7.40 Roberto 1 – 2 Khedira Pindrop Treloggen 69ers 3 – 2 Curtain Twitchers
8.20 Bishbashbosh vs 2 – 6 Cubert Massive Newquay Football Golf 0 – 3 KIL

Week 9 – Sunday 4th July 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Litter Bugs 18 – 0 Inter Yanan Newquay Football Golf 0 – 3 Westham String Utd
6.20 Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 – 4 Chubby Alonso Goalden Pussy 6 – 0 AJs U16s
7.00 Waaa Beans 1 – 2 Doghouse FC Wylie Kouyate 9 – 1 Wuhan Clan
7.40 Khedira Pindrop 3 – 4 Bishbashbosh Utd Curtain Twitchers 3 – 3 Roberto
8.20 KIL 8 – 2 Fray Bentos Cubert Massive 3 – 0 Treloggan 69ers

Week 8 – Sunday 27th June 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Fray Bentos 4 – 2 Badly Wrapped Kebab Roberto 5 – 2 Cubert MASSIVE
6.20 Cubert Massive 3 – 5 Doghouse FC Goalden Pussy 14 -1  Waaa Beans
7.00 Curtain Twitchers 4 – 2 Khedira Pindrop Chubby Alonso 0 – 4 Wylie Kouate
7.40 Treloggan 69ers 5 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd Wuhan Clan 4 – 5 Newquay Football Golf
8.20 Westham Strings Utd 0 – 6 KIL Litter Bugs 7 – 0 AJ’s U16s

Week 7 – Sunday 20th June 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Chubby Alonso 1 – 10 KIL Doghouse 10 – 1 AJ’s U16s
6.20 50 Shades of O’Shea 0 – 3 Curtain Twitchers Fray Bentos 2 – 4 Westham Strings Utd
7.00 Wylie Kouate 3 – 0 Newquay Football Golf Wuhan Clan 3 – 6 Badly Wrapped Kebab
7.40 Waaa Beans * Cubert Massive Khedira Pindrop 1 – 5 Treloggan 69ers
8.20 Bishbashbosh Utd 6 – 3 Roberto Litter Bugs 1 – 6 Goalden Pussy

Week 6 – Sunday 6th June 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40  Curtain Twitchers 3 – 2 Bishbashbosh Westham String Utd 3 – 1 Chubby Alonso
6.20 Litter Bugs 5 – 1 Waaa Beans Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 – 1 Wylie Kouate
7.00 Goalden Pussy 0 – 3 Doghouse FC Fray Bentos 6 – 1 Newquay Football Golf
7.40 50 Shades of O’Shea 2 – 5 Khedira Pindrop Cubert Massive 0 – 4 AJ’s U16’s
8.20 KIL 8 – 1 Wuhan Clan Roberto 6 – 3 Treloggan 69ers

Week 5 – Sunday 23rd May 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Chubby Alonso 4 – 4 Fray Bentos Newquay Football Golf * Badly Wrapped Kebab
6.20 Wuhan Clan 3 – 4 Westham Strings Utd Cubert Massive 3 – 0 Goalden Pussy
7.00 Doghouse FC 3 – 5 Litter Bugs AJ’s U16’s 1 – 2 Waaa Beans
7.40 Treloggan 69ers 4 – 1 Curtain Twitchers Roberto 5 – 3 Khedira Pindrop
8.20 Wylie Kouyate 3 – 0 KIL Bishbashbosh 2 – 1 50 Shades of O’Shea

Week 4 – Sunday 16th May 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Fray Bentos 2 – 0 Wuhan Clan Westham Strings 2 – 7 Wylie Kouate
6.20 Curtain Twitchers 2 – 7 Roberto Chubby Alonso 2 – 4 Newquay Football Golf
7.00 Waaa Beans 2 – 3 Doghouse FC  Goalden Pussy 10 – 3 AJ’s U16s
7.40 50 Shades of O’Shea 1 – 4 Treloggan 69ers Khedira Pindrop 3 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd
8.20 KIL 7 – 4 Badly Wrapped Kebab Litter Bugs 7 – 2 Cubert Massive

Week 3 – Sunday 9th May 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 – 2 Westham String Utd Roberto 1 – 2 50 Shades of Gray
6.20 Litter Bugs 8 – 4 AJ’s U16s Wylie Kouyate 1 – 2 Fray Bentos
7.00 Wuhan Clan 1 – 2 Chubby Alonso Goalden Pussy 6 – 6 Waaa Beans
7.40 Cubert Massive 1 – 3 Doghouse Utd Newquay Rangers 0 – 3 Bishbashbosh Utd
8.20 Curtain Twitchers 3 – 0 Khedira Pindrop Newquay Football Golf 0 – 2 KIL

Week 2 – Sunday 2nd May 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Waaa Beans 3 – 4 Lipup Fatty Doghouse 4 – 2 AJ’s U16’s
6.20 Wylie Kouate 8 – 2 Wuhan Clan 50 Shades of O’shea 0 – 0 Curtain Twitchers
7.00 Badly Wrapped Kebab 3 – 6 Chubby Alonso  Newquay Football Golf 1 – 2 Westham String Utd
7.40 Litter Bugs 6 – 1 Goalden Pussy Khedira Pindrop 5 – 1 Newquay Rangers
8.20 Bishbashbosh Utd 0 – 3 Roberto KIL 6 – 2 Fray Bentos

Week 1 – Sunday 25th April 2021

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.40 Curtain Twitchers 5 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd Litter Bugs 12 – 1 Waaa Beans
6.20 Wuhan Clan 0 – 0 Newquay Football Golf Goalden Pussy 7 – 4 Doghouse FC
7.00 Fray Bentos 1 – 1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Chubby Alonso 2 – 6 Badly Wylie Kouate
7.40 Beys Utd * Lip Up Fatty 50 Shades of O’Shea 3 – 2 Khedira Pindrop
8.20 Roberto 6 – 3 Newquay Rangers Westham String Utd 4 – 2 KIL

Cup Finals Night – Sunday 13th December 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.30 CSF1 Fray 2 – 3 Chubby Alonso CSF2 KIL 4 -2 Wylie Kouyate
6.10 SSF1 Wuhan Clan 1 – 6 Badly Wrapped Kebab SSF2 Newquay Football Golf 0 – 2 Westham Strings Utd
6.50 Shield Final (Over 30s) Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 – 1 Newquay Football Golf* Cup Final KIL 1 – 0 Chubby Alonso
7.05 SQF1 Lip Up Fatty vs Waaa Beans SQF2 Goalden Pussy  0 – 3 Roberto
7.45 SQF3 Curtain Twitchers 0 – 3 50 Shades of O’Shea SQF4 Old Boys 1 – 3 Newquay Rangers
8.25 Shield semi-final 50 Shades of O’Shea 1 – 1 Lip up Fatty* Shield semi-final Waaa Beans 1 Newquay Rangers 5
8.40 CSF1 Bishboshbosh Utd 0 – 1 Beys Utd CSF2 Litter Bugs 3 – 1 Doghouse FC
9.20 Cup Final Beys 1 – 1 Litter Bugs* Shield Final Newquay Rangers 0 – 2 Lip up Fatty

The Cup Week 1 – Sunday 6th December 2020

*wins on penalty shootout

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Wylie Kouate 1 – 0 Chubby Alonso Badly Wrapped Kebab 0 – 3 Westham Strings Utd
Wylie Kouate 4 – 1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Chubby Alonso* 1 – 1 Westham Strings Utd
Chubby Alonso 1 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Wylie Kouate 1 – 0 Westham Strings Utd
6.25 Beys Utd 0 – 0 Doghouse FC* Roberto 3 – 0 Old Boys
Beys Utd 2 – 1 Roberto Doghouse FC 1 – 0 Old Boys
Beys Utd 5 – 0 Old Boys Doghouse FC 2 – 0 Roberto
7.05 Goalden Pussy 5 – 0 50 Shades of O’Shea Waaa Beans 0 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd
Goalden Pussy 2 – 0 Waaa Beans Bishbashbosh Utd 1 – 0 50 Shades of O’Shea
Goalden Pussy 0 – 2 Bishbashbosg Utd 50 Shades of O’Shea 0 – 3 Waaa Beans
7.45 The Litter Bugs* 0 – 0 Lip Up Fatty Curtain Twitchers 3 – 0 Newquay Rangers
Litter Bugs 1 – 0 Curtain Twitchers Lip Up Fatty 1 – 0 Newquay Rangers
Litter Bugs 3 – 0 Newquay Rangers Lip Up Fatty 2 – 1 Curtain Twitchers
8.20 Newquay Football Golf 0 – 0 Fray Bentos FC* KIL 1 – 0 Wuhan Clan
Newquay Football Golf 0 – 3 KIL Fray Bentos FC 0 -1 Wuhan Clan
Newquay Football Golf* 0 – 0 Wuhan Clan Fray Bentos FC 3 – 0 KIL

Week 19 (of19) – Sunday 1st November 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Roberto * Waaa Beans Fray Bentos * Westham Strings Utd
6.25 50 Shades of O’Shea 1 – 4 Lip up Fatty Litter Bugs * Beys Utd
7.05 Wuhan Clan 4 – 3 Badly Wrapped Kebab Bishbashbosh Utd 8 – 0 Old Boys
7.45 Wylie Kouyate 3 – 1 Newquay Football Golf Goalden Pussy 0 – 3 Dog house FC
8.20 Newquay Rangers 4 – 3 Curtain Twitchers Chubby Alonso 1 -2  KIL

*Both teams awarded a 3-0 win due to light failure

Week 18 (0f 19) – Sunday 25th October 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45  Fray Bentos 1 – 3 Newquay Football Golf Westham Strings 0 – 0 Chubby Alonso
6.25 Badly Wrapped Kebab 2 – 1 Wylie Kouyate Hothouse FC 4 – 2 Lip Up Fatty
7.05 Barey Legal 0 – 3 Litter Bugs Beys Utd 6 – 10 Goalden Pussy
7.45 Old Boys 1 – 10 Roberto FC Bishbashbosh 2 – 7 Curtain Twitchers
8.20 Waaa Beans 2 – 7 Newquay Rangers KIL 4 – 2 Wuhan Clan

Week 17 (of 19) – Sunday 18th October 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Litter Bugs 5 – 3 Lip up Fatty Wuhan Clan v0 – 4Westham Strings Utd
6.25 Newquay Football Golf 4 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Beys Utd 2 – 1 Dog house FC
7.05 Curtain Twitchers 3 – 2 Old Boys Chubby Alonso 0 – 2 Fray Bentos
7.45  Goalden Pussy 3 – 1 Barely Legal Bishbashbosh Utd 2 – 2 Waaa Beans
8.20 Newquay Rangers 3 – 0 Roberto Wylie Kouyate 4 – 2 KIL

Week 16 (of 19) – Sunday 11th October 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Beys Utd 3 – 0 Lip up Fatty Westham String Utd 2 – 3 Wylie Youate
6.25 Chubby Alonso 0 – 3 Newquay Football Golf Goalden Pussy 5 – 1 Litter Bugs
7.05 Barely Legal 2 – 6 Dog House FC Fray Bentos 4 – 1 Wuhan Clan
7.45 Old Boys 2 – 9 Newquay Rangers Roberto 5 – 2 Bishbashbosh Utd
8.20 KIL 6 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab Waaa Beans 0 – 6 Curtain Twitchers

Week 15 (of 19) – Sunday 4th October 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Newquay Football Golf 3 – 0 KIL  Lip Up Fatty 2 – 10 Goalden Pussy
6.25 Chubby Alonso 6 – 1 Wuhan Clan Waaa beans 6 – 1 Old Boys
7.05 Badly Wrapped Kebab 3 – 2 Westham Strings Utd Curtain Twitchers 13 – 3 Roberto
7.45 Wylie Kouyate 3 – 0 Fray Bentos Dog House FC 0 – 7 Litter Bugs
8.20 Do Daka Chaka 0 – 3 Beys Utd Bishbashbosh FC 3 – 2 Newquay Rangers

Week 14 (of 19) – Sunday 27th September 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Newquay Football Golf 3 – 0 West-Ham Strings Utd Barely Legal 0 – 3 Curtain Twitchers
6.25 Bishbashbosh Utd 2 – 2 Old Boys Roberto 2 – 3 Waaa Beans
7.05 Lip Up Fatty 3 – 0 Do Daka Chaka Wylie Kouate 3 – 1 Wuhan Clan
7.45 Badly Wrapped Kebab 0 – 3 Chubby Alonso Litter Bugs 2 – 1 Beys Utd
8.20 Goalden Pussy 5 – 1 Newquay Rangers KIL 5 – 1 Fray Bentos

Week 13 – Sunday 20th September 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Old Boys 1 – 4 Roberto Do Daka Chaka 1 – 5 Litter Bugs
6.25 Wuhan Clan 1 – 2 Newquay Football Golf Beys Utd  G1 –  Goalden Pussy
7.05 Fray bentos 5 – 2 Badly Wrapped Kebab Waaa Beans 3 – 0 Barely Legal
7.45 Curtain Twitchers 4 – 1 Bishbashbosh Utd Colan Old Boys 2 – 3 Wylie Kouate
8.20 Newquay Rangers 1 – 3 Lip Up Fatty Westham Strings Utd 0 – 6 KIL

Week 12 – Sunday 13th September 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Wylie Kouyote 2 – 2 Newquay Football Golf Whuan Clan 3 – 2 Badly Wrapped Kebab
6.25 Barely Legal 3 – 6 Roberto Litter Bugs 3 – 2 Lip up Fatty
7.05 Curtain Twitchers 7 – 2 Old Boys Fray Bentos 1 – 4 West Ham Strings Utd
7.45 Goalden Pussy 5 – 2 Do Daka Chaka Bishbasbbosh Utd 1 – 2 Waaa Beans
8.20 Colan Old Boys 7 – 1 Newquay PL Old Boys Beys Utd 8 – 0 Newquay Rangers

Week 11 – Sunday 6th September 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Fray Bentos vs Newquay Football Golf Badly Wrapped Kebab vs Wylie Kouyote
6.25 Beys Utd vs Lip Up Fatty Goalden Pussy vs Litter Bugs
7.05  Old Boys vs Barely Legal Roberto vs Bishbashbosh Utd
7.45 Westham Strings Utd vs Colan Old Boys Waaa Beans vs Cutain Twitchers
8.20 Do Daka Chaka vs St Merryn Newquay PL All Stars vs Wuhan Clan

Week 10 – Sunday 30th August 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
5.45 Wuhan Clan 1 – 1 West Ham String Utd Newquay Football Golf 1 – 0 Badly Wrapped Kebab
6.25 Goalden Pussy 1 – 1 Lip up Fatty Colan Old Boys 2 – 7 Fray Bentos
7.05 Waaa Beans 5 – 1 Old Boys Beys Utd 0 – 6 Do Daka Chaka
7.45 Litter Bugs 5 – 0 St Merryn Curtain Twitchers 4 – 1 Roberto
8.20 Bishbashbosh Utd 2 – 4 Barely Legal Wylie Kouate 3 – 0 Newquay PL Old Boys

Week 9 – Sunday 23rd August 2020

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.00 Fray Bentos 2 – 0 Wuhan Clan Westham Strings Utd 0 – 1 Wylie Kouyote
6.40 Old Boys 1 – 9 Goalden Pussy St Merryn 0 – 3 Litter Bugs
7.20 Waaa Beans 1 – 2 Curtain Twitchers Do Daka Chaka 2 – 9 Lip up Fatty FC
8.00 Newquay Football Golf 2 – 1 Colan Old Boys Newquay PL Old Boys 0 – 3 Badly Wrapped Kebab

Week 8 – Sunday 16th August 2020

Please note access to the astroturf will only be available via the Sports Centre. The gates on the other side will all be locked. All players will need to sign up to contact tracing upon arrival. Bibs, gloves and other shared kit will NOT be provided. Please ensure your team are in matching colours.

Time Pitch 1 Pitch 2
6.00 The Litter Bugs 1 – 1 Goalden Pussy Fray Bentos 3 – 2 Wylie Kouyate
6.40 Badly Wrapped Kebab 6 – 0 Westham Strings Utd Old Boys 0 – 15 Do Daka Chaka
7.20 Wuhan Clan 5 – 3 Colan Old Boys St Merryn 4 – 5 Curtain Twitchers
8.00 Waaa Beans 0 – 2 Lip Up Fatty FC NQY PL Old Boys 0 – 3 Newquay Football Golf

Week 7 – Sunday 9th August 2020

Time Fixture Pitch 2
6.00 NQY PL Old Boys 1 – 8 Fray Bentos Wuhan Clans 4 – 2 Wylie Kouyate
6.40 Badly Wrapped Kebab 2 – 2 Colan Old Boys Old Boys 0 – 11 The Litter Bugs
7.20 West-ham String Utd 0 – 6 Newquay Football Golf Goalden Pussy 11 – 1 Curtain Twitchers
8.00 Waaa Beans 0 – 4 Do Daka Chaka St Merryn 1 – 3 Lip up Fatty FC

Week 6 – Sunday 2nd August 2020

Time Fixture Pitch 2
6.00 Wylie Kouyate 5 – 1 Colan Old Boys NQY PL Old Boys 3 – 2 Westham Strings-Utd
6.40 The Tigers 1 – 3 Newquay Football Golf Waaa Beans 9 – 3 Old Boys
7.20 Fray Bentos 2 – 1 Badly Wrapped Kebab Do Daka Chaka 1 – 1 St Merryn
8.00 Chippy FC 7 – 7 Goalden Pussy Curtain Twitchers 0 – 4 The Wombles

Week 5 – Sunday 15th March 2020

Time Fixture Pitch 2
6.00 Wylie Kouyate 5 – 1 Fray Bentos NQY PL Old Boys 0 – 4 Colan Old Boys
6.40 West-ham String Utd 1 – 5 Newquay Football Golf
7.20 The Tigers 3 – 5 Badly Wrapped Kebab

Week 4 – Sunday 8th March 2020

Time Fixture
6.00 Wylie Kouyate 2 – 1 The Tigers
6.40 Badly Wrapped Kebab 3 – 3 Newquay Football Golf
7.20 West-ham String Utd 1 – 5 Fray Bentos FC

Week 3 – Sunday 1st March 2020

Time Fixture
6.00 Wylie Kouyate 4 – 1 West Ham-Strings Utd
6.40 Badly Wrapped Kebab 1 – 3 Fray Bentos FC
7.20 Newquay Football Golf 4 – 2 The Tigers

Week 2 – Sunday 23rd February 2020

Time Fixture
6.00 Wylie Kouyate 2 – 1 Newquay Football Golf
6.40 The Tigers 0 – 7 Fray Bentos
7.20 Badly Wrapped Kebab 5 – 0 West Ham-Strings Utd

Week 1 – Sunday 16th February 2020

Time Fixture
6.00 Badly Wrapped Kebab 0 – 5 Wylie Kouyate
6.40 West Ham-Strings Utd 3 – 0 The Riddlers
7.20 Fray Bentos 0 – 2 Newquay Football Golf

 

League Tables

The Cup Week 1

Group A
Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Westham Strings Utd B 1 1 0 0 13 0 13 3
The Smurfs A 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 3
SWO XI 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Slum Soccer VI A 1 0 0 1 0 13 -13 0
Group B
Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
West Ham-Strings Utd A 1 1 0 0 6 2 4 3
DDL 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 3
Wuhan Clan A 1 0 0 1 2 6 -4 0
Cantellows Crew B 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0
Group C
Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Wylie Kouyate A 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 3
The Smurfs B 1 1 0 0 3 0 3 3
Wuhan Clan B 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Biggs Yanited 1 0 0 1 0 3 -3 0
Group D
Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Bishbashbosh Utd 1 1 0 0 4 2 2 3
Wylie Kouyate B 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3
Slum Soccer VI B 1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0
Cantellows Crew A 1 0 0 1 2 4 -2 0

Final Standings 2023/2024 Season

The Premiership

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
The Smurfs A 21 19 0 2 73 18 55 57
West Ham-Strings Utd A 21 17 1 3 79 18 61 52
Wylie Kouate A 21 15 2 4 59 23 36 47
Bishbashbosh Utd 21 10 0 11 42 52 -10 30
SWO XI 21 7 2 12 34 48 -14 23
Wuhan Clan A 21 6 3 12 34 55 -21 21
Cantellows Crew A 21 5 2 14 24 49 -25 17
Slum Soccer VI A 21 1 0 20 15 84 -69 3

The Championship

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Westham Strings B 22 17 1 4 84 18 66 52
The Smurfs B 22 16 2 4 72 28 44 50
Wylie Kouyate B 22 14 2 6 52 24 28 44
Wuhan Clan B 22 9 2 11 44 53 -9 29
DDL 22 9 0 13 42 55 -13 27
Cantellows Crew B 22 9 0 13 36 59 -23 27
Biggs Yanited 22 7 1 14 29 58 -29 22
Slum Soccer VI B 22 4 2 16 21 79 -58 14

Final Standings 2023 Season

The Premiership

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
The Smurfs 21 19 1 1 94 29 65 58
West Ham-String Utd 21 16 1 4 68 28 40 49
Wylie Kouate A 21 14 1 6 68 31 37 43
Bishbashbosh Utd 21 8 5 8 36 50 -14 29
Robbie Utd A 21 8 4 9 42 30 12 28
Slum Soccer VI 21 5 3 13 41 62 -21 18
Wuhan Clan A 21 3 3 15 23 61 -38 12
RB St Dennis 21 2 0 19 25 112 -87 6

The Championship

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
The Smurfs B 21 17 1 3 72 25 47 52
Wylie Kouyate B 21 12 2 7 50 36 14 38
Teckerslovakia 21 12 1 8 57 53 4 37
Westham Strings B 21 11 1 9 56 32 24 34
The Wallachians 21 9 2 10 44 45 -1 29
Robbie Utd B 21 8 0 13 36 69 -33 24
DDL 21 7 2 12 29 43 -14 23
Wuhan Clan B 21 4 1 16 25 55 -30 13

Final Standings 2022/2023 Season

The Premiership

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
The Smurfs 15 13 0 2 83 23 60 39
West Ham-String Utd 15 9 3 3 50 26 24 30
Wylie Kouate A 15 9 2 4 36 19 17 29
Bishbashbosh Utd 15 5 0 10 36 49 -13 15
The Bandits 15 4 1 10 24 46 -22 13
DDL 15 4 0 11 22 61 -39 12

The Championship

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Wylie Kouyate 16 16 0 0 52 12 40 48
Wuhan Clan 16 9 0 7 30 24 6 27
Window Lickers 16 5 2 9 21 25 -4 17
Athletico Dildao 16 5 0 11 17 35 -18 15
Waaa Beans 16 5 0 11 24 43 -19 15
Unreal Madrid 16 4 2 10 19 35 -16 14

Final Standings 2022 Season

Over 30s Division

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Wylie Kouate 17 15 0 2 69 19 50 45
The Smurfs 17 13 1 3 62 25 37 40
West Ham-String Utd 17 10 1 6 55 28 27 31
Wuhan Clan 17 9 1 7 40 44 -4 28
Fray Bentos 17 5 0 12 33 41 -8 15
Hammer Time FC 17 3 1 13 21 60 -39 10

Any Age Division

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Wylie Kouyate 17 14 0 3 71 20 51 42
Trellogen 69ers 17 13 0 4 78 29 49 39
DDL 17 13 0 4 62 28 34 39
Unreal Madrid 17 10 1 6 56 37 19 31
Curtain Twitchers 17 9 0 8 30 27 3 27
Waaa Beans 17 7 0 10 36 47 -11 21
Bishbashbosh Utd 17 6 1 10 37 59 -22 19
Millers Monsters 17 4 1 12 19 63 -44 13
The Legion 17 3 1 13 29 53 -24 10
Whilly’s Men FC 17 2 1 14 20 72 -52 7

Final Standings 2021 Season

Over 3os Division

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
The Smurfs 15 14 0 1 61 17 44 42
Wylie Kouate 15 12 1 2 69 19 50 37
West Ham-String Utd 15 9 3 3 38 18 20 30
Wuhan Clan 15 7 2 6 41 36 5 23
Badly Wrapped Kebab 15 5 3 7 26 35 -9 18
Fray Bentos A 15 4 4 7 35 37 -2 16
Fray Bentos B 15 2 1 12 16 60 -44 7
Newquay Winklepickers 15 2 0 13 9 60 -51 6

Any Age Division

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Curtain Twitchers 14 12 1 1 65 22 43 37
Wylie Kouyate 14 9 2 3 51 21 30 29
Trellogen 69ers 14 7 1 6 41 32 9 22
Khedira Pindrop 14 7 1 6 46 40 6 22
Waaa Beans 14 6 3 5 39 35 4 21
Bishbashbosh Utd 14 6 1 7 36 46 -10 19
Cubert Massive 14 2 1 11 19 58 -39 7
Boom Xhaka Laka 14 2 1 11 35 76 -41 7

Final Standings 2021 Season

Over 30s Division

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Wylie Kouate 14 11 1 2 63 16 47 34
KIL 14 11 0 3 67 21 46 33
West Ham-String Utd 14 10 1 3 39 30 9 31
Fray Bentos 14 7 2 5 35 33 2 23
Chubby Alonso 14 4 1 9 26 54 -28 13
Badly Wrapped Kebab 14 3 2 9 29 48 -19 11
Newquay Football Golf 14 3 1 10 14 37 -23 10
Wuhan Clan 14 0 2 12 23 66 -43 2

The Premiership

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Doghouse FC 14 11 0 3 59 27 32 33
BTEC Raiders 14 8 0 6 72 32 40 24
Curtain Twitchers A 14 6 1 7 55 45 10 19
Waaa Beans 14 6 1 7 46 51 -5 19
Inter Yanan 14 4 0 10 20 69 -49 12
AJ’s U16s 14 2 0 12 17 61 -44 6

The Championship

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Roberto 14 8 1 5 51 39 12 25
Treloggen 69ers 14 8 1 5 46 38 8 25
Curtain Twitchers B 14 7 2 5 58 34 24 23
Khedira Pindrop 14 6 0 8 38 40 -2 18
Bishbashbosh Utd 14 5 0 9 31 41 -10 15
Cubert Massive 14 4 2 8 27 45 -18 14

Final Standings 2020 Season

Over 30’s Division

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Newquay Football Golf 19 15 2 2 54 17 37 47
Wylie Kouate 19 15 1 3 56 25 31 46
Fray Bentos 19 12 0 7 55 37 18 36
Chubby Alonso 19 6 4 9 46 44 2 22
KIL 19 7 0 12 33 69 -36 21
Badly Wrapped Kebab 19 6 2 11 41 49 -8 20
Wuhan Clan 19 5 1 13 41 61 -20 16
West Ham-String Utd 19 4 2 13 24 54 -30 14

Final Standings 2020 Season

The Premiership

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
The Litter Bugs 14 12 1 1 53 14 39 37
Goalden Pussy 14 9 3 2 71 30 41 30
Beys Utd 14 8 0 6 40 35 5 24
Lip Up Fatty 14 6 2 6 44 40 4 20
50 Shades of O’Shea 14 4 1 9 45 43 2 13
Dog House FC 14 3 1 10 18 53 -35 10

The Championship

Team Name P W D L F A GD PTS
Curtain Twitchers 14 10 1 3 59 35 24 31
Waaa Beans 14 7 2 5 39 35 4 23
Roberto 14 7 0 7 50 44 6 21
Newquay Rangers 14 6 2 6 47 44 3 20
Bishbashbosh Utd 14 4 2 8 33 40 -7 14
Old Boys 14 0 2 12 21 101 -80 2

 

Player Tables

Final Standings 2023-2024 Season

The Premiership

Top Scorers

Name Team Goals
Rudi Sharp Westham Strings A 36
Lee Man Westham Strings A 19
George Hotham The Smurfs A 18
Tom Currah The Smurfs A 17
Leo Withers Westham Strings A 14
Coen Briggs Bishbashbosh Utd 12
Dan Scholes Wuhan Clan A 12
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate A 12
Matt Wilmott The Smurfs A 11
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate A 9
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate A 8
James Wilson The Smurfs A 7
Theo George Slum Soccer VI A 6
Dean Hall Wuhan Clan A 6
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate A 6
Rob Wooton Wylie Kouyate A 6

Player of the Match

Name Team No.
Coen Briggs Bishbashbosh Utd 5
Rudi Sharp Westham Strings A 5
Tom Currah The Smurfs A 3
Dylan Flude The Smurfs A 3
Matt Wilmott The Smurfs A 3
Leo Withers Westham Strings A 3
Dan Scholes Wuhan Clan A 3
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate A 3
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate A 3
Josh Evens Bishbashbosh Utd 2
Ollie Evans Bishbashbosh Utd 2
James Wilson The Smurfs A 2
Lee Mann Westham Strings A 2
Dean Hall Wuhan Clan A 2
Luke Willans Wuhan Clan A 2
Sym Fletcher Wuhan Clan A 2

Clean Sheets (Keepers Only)

Name Team No.
Phil Harris The Smurfs A 8
Joey Wylie Kouyate 5
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate 5
Jason Goring Westham Strings Utd A 4
Aidy Daniels Westham Strings Utd A 2
Sym Fletcher Wuhan Clan A 2
Aidy Daniels The Smurfs A 1
Jake Bishbashbosh Utd 1
Phil Harris Pique Blinders B 1

The Championship

Top Scorers

Name Team Goals
Rudi Sharp Westham Strings Utd B 32
Tom Currah The Smurfs B 23
George Hotham The Smurfs B 19
Lee Mann Westham Strings Utd B 18
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate B 14
Joe Baker DDL 13
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd B 13
Dan Scholes Wuhan Clan B 12
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate B 8
Dylan Flude The Smurfs B 7
Ben Shaw DDL 6
James Wilson The Smurfs B 6
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate B 6
Rob Wooton Wylie Kouyate B 6

Player of the Match

Name Team No.
Joe Baker DDL 5
Rudi Sharp Westham Strings Utd B 5
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate B 4
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate B 4
Archie Clarke Cantellows Crew B 3
Harry Connick DDL 3
James Wilson The Smurfs B 3
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate B 3
Ben Shaw DDL 2
George Hotham The Smurfs B 2
Matt Wilmott The Smurfs B 2
Lee Mann Westham Strings Utd B 2
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd B 2
Dean Hall Wuhan Clan B 2

Clean Sheets (Keepers Only)

Name Team No.
Phil Harris The Smurfs B 4
Jason Goring Westham Strings Utd B 4
Joey Wylie Kouyate B 3
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate B 3
Harry Connick DDL 2
Sym Fletcher Wuhan Clan B 2
Dave Orchard Westham Strings Utd B 1
Nick Peters Pique Blinders B 1
Phil Harris Pique Blinders B 1
Aidy Daniels Westham Strings Utd B 1
Dom Pique Blinders B 1
Aidy Daniels Wylie Kouyate B 1

Final Standings 2023 Season

The Premiership

Top Goal Scorers

Name Team Goals
Tom Currah The Smurfs 33
James Wilson The Smurfs 23
George Hotham The Smurfs 18
Sam Harriet Robbie Utd 17
Matt Wilmott The Smurfs 14
Leo Withers Westham Strings 14
Orlando Westham Strings 12
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate A 11
Rob Wooton Wylie Kouyate A 8
James Sands Robbie Utd 7
Neil Gapper Westham Strings 7
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate A 7
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate A 7

Player of the Match Awards

Name Team No.
George Hotham The Smurfs 5
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd 5
Sam Harriet Robbie Utd 4
Tom Currah The Smurfs 4
Jake Thomas Bishbashbosh Utd 3
Isaac Hopkins Slum Soccer VI 3
Serkan Acar Wylie Kouyate A 3
Ryhs Evens Bishbashbosh Utd 2
Coen Briggs Bishbashbosh Utd 2
Joe Sands Robbie Utd 2
Phil Harris The Smurfs 2
Andrew Smith Westham Strings Utd 2
Luke Whillians Wuhan Clan A 2
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate A 2
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate A 2
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate A 2

Clean Sheets (Keeper Only)

Name Team No.
Phil Harris The Smurfs 6
Dave Orchard Westham Strings Utd 5
James Peters Westham Strings Utd 4
Joe Sands Robbie Utd A 3
Sym Fletcher Wuhan Clan A 3
Joey Wylie Kouyate A 2
Charlie Gibbs MK Dongs 1
Issac H Slum Soccer VI 1
Rob Faucett Westham Strings Utd 1
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate A 1
Harrie Tilson Robbie Utd A 1

The Championship

Top Goal Scorers

Name Team Goals
Tom Currah The Smurfs 32
Alfie Treweek Teckerslovakia 20
George Hotham The Smurfs 15
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate B 15
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd 11
Matt Wilmot The Smurfs 10
Ozzy Noon Teckerslovakia 9
James Wilson The Smurfs 9
Lee Mann Westham Strings Utd 9
Orlando Westham Strings Utd 9
Drew Bryan Teckerslovakia 8
Kane Adams Robbie Utd B 6
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate B 6

Player of the Match Awards

Name Team No.
Sonny Toms Teckerslovakia 6
Joe Baker DDL 4
Alfie Treweek Teckerslovakia 4
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd 4
Isaac Hopkins Slum Soccer VI 3
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate B 3
Harry Connick DDL 2
Joe Sands Robbie Utd 2
Phil Harris The Smurfs 2
Tom Currah The Smurfs 2
George Hotham The Smurfs 2
Neil Gapper Westham Strings Utd 2
Andrew Smith Westham Strings Utd B 2
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate B 2

Clean Sheets (Keeper Only)

Name Team No.
Phil Harris The Smurfs 4
Sonny Toms Teckerslovakia 3
Dave Orchard Westham Strings Utd 3
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate B 2
Sym Fletcher Wuhan Clan B 2
Joey Wylie Kouyate B 2
Joe Sands Robbie Utd 2
James Peters Westham Strings Utd 2
Jake Peters Robbie Utd 1
Joe Baker DDL 1
Valentino The Wallachians 1
James Sands DDL 1
Jason Goring Westham Strings Utd 1

Final Standings 2022/2023 Season

Congratulations to Tom Currah who stormed the Premiership with 35 goals and the Player of the season award. Patrick Wylie took the golden glove with four clean sheets and also claimed the Championship Player of the season. The evergreen Sym Fletcher won the Golden Glove in the Championship with Ross Sommerville finishing as top scorer with 17 goals.

The Premiership

Top Goal Scorers

Name Team Goals
Tom Currah The Smurfs 35
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd 19
Matt Wilmott The Smurfs 16
James Wilson The Smurfs 15
Lee Mann Westham Strings Utd 13
Coen Briggs Bishbashbosh Utd 12
Gray Hobbs The Smurfs 12
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate 10
Will Mane DDL 7
Tom Reece Bishbashbosh Utd 6
Josh Evens Bishbashbosh Utd 6
Alex Johnstone DDL 6
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate 6

Player of the Match Awards

Name Team No.
Tom Currah The Smurfs 6
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd 4
Coen Briggs Bishbashbosh Utd 3
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate 2
Brayden Webster DDL 2
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate 2
Will Mane DDL 2
Jaydon Kempthorn Wylie Kouyate 2
Ryder Demes Bishbashbosh Utd 2

Clean Sheets (Keepers Only)

Name Team No.
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate 4
James Peters DDL 2
Aidy Daniels The Smurfs 2
Aidy Daniels Westham Strings Utd 1
Joey Wylie Kouyate 1
Reece Evens Bishbashbosh Utd 1
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate 1
Dave Orchard Westham Strings Utd 1

The Championship

Top Goal Scorers

Name Team Goals
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate 17
Rudi Sharp Waaa Beans 9
Dan Scholes Wuhan Clan 9
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate 6
Brad Rowe Athletico Dildao 5
Oli Paul Waaa Beans 5
Zak Willians Wuhan Clan 5
Luke Williams Wuhan Clan 5
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate 5
Harry Barnicoat Athletico Dildao 3
Kieran Rowlands Curtain Twitchers 3
Levi Holroyd Waaa Beans 3
Tomas Wylie Kouyate 3
Jaydon Kempthorn Wylie Kouyate 3

Player of the Match Awards

Name Team No.
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate 4
Rudi Sharp Waaa Beans 3
Luke Willens Wuhan Clan 2
Brad Rowe Athletico Dildao 2
Josh Haskin Athletico Dildao 2
Jay Jarrett Waaa Beans 2
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate 2
Jaydon Kempthorn Wylie Kouyate 2

Clean Sheets (Keepers Only)

Name Team No.
Sym Fletcher Wuhan Clan 3
Joey Wylie Kouyate 2
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate 1
Ethan Summers Window Lickers 1
Callum Base Window Lickers 1
Adrian Martin Indian Queens 1
Joe Francis Waaa Beans 1
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate 1
Jago Dusnton Window Lickers 1
Steve Buse Window Lickers 1
Sam Hawkey Unreal Madrid 1

Final Standings 2022 Season

Over 30s

Congratulations to Tom Currah who finished top scorer again with an impressive 32 goals in 16 games for second placed Smurfs. Andrew Smith shone for Westham Strings and is this seasons player of the season. Wylie Kouyates Joey claimed the golden glove with five clean sheets! to help his side to the title.

Top Goal Scorers

Name Team Goals
Tom Currah The Smurfs 32
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate 29
Dan Scholes Wuhan Clan 24
James Wilson The Smurfs 21
Matt Wilmot The Smurfs 12
Ross Fallons The Smurfs 11
Martyn Probert Westham Strings Utd/Wylie 11
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate 11
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate 10
Ben Humberstone Westham Strings Utd 9
Jamie Callister Westham Strings Utd 7
Jack Beven Westham Strings Utd 7
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd 7
Craig Ainsley Wylie Kouyate 7

Player of the Match Awards

Name Team No.
Andrew Smith Westham Strings Utd 5
Craig Ainslley Wylie Kouyate 4
Dan Scholes Wuhan Clan 4
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd 3
Kieran Chudliegh The Smurfs 2
Sam Knight Fray Bentos 2
James Wilson The Smurfs 2
Ali Mills Fray Bentos A 2
Matt Wilmot The Smurfs 2
Ross Fallons The Smurfs 2
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate 2

Clean Sheets (Keepers)

Name Team No.
Joey Wylie Kouyate 5
Aidy Daniels The Smurfs 3
James Peters Westham Strings Utd 3
Sym Fletcher Wuhan Clan 2
Sam Knight Fray Bentos B 1
Patrick Wylie Wylie Kouyate 1
David E Inter Bread 1
David Orchard Westham Strings Utd 1

Any Age League

Will Hargreaves blew away the competition, netting 35 goals for the 69ers. Will also shared the player of the season award with DDLs outstanding young talent Alex Johnson. The golden glove was split three ways with Harry Connick, Joey and James Peters all registering two clean sheets.

Top Goal Scorers

Name Goals
Will Hargreaves Trellogen 69ers 35
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate 19
Alex Johnson DDL 18
Jay Britcliff Trellogen 69ers 16
Adam Casey Trellogen 69ers/Waaa Beans 12
Jamie O’Donoghue Unreal Madrid 12
Martin Probert Unreal Madrid/Wylie 12
Josh Evens Bishbashbosh Utd 11
Kieran Rowland Curtain Twitchers/Legion 11
Declan Dalby Curtain Twitchers 10
Nathan White Wylie Kouyate 10
Will Marney DDL 9
Ben Fish Curtain Twitchers 8
Finn Britclift Trellogen 69ers 8
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate 8
Coen Briggs Unreal Madrid 7

Player of the Match Awards

Name Team No.
Alex Johnson DDL 5
Will Hargreaves Treloggen 69ers 5
Josh Evens Bishbashbosh Utd 3
Jamie O’Donoghue Unreal Madrid 3
Craig Ainsley Wylie Kouyate 3
Cameron Burt Treloggen 69ers 2
Tyler Unreal Madrid 2
Zach Boom Xhaka Laka 2
Jake Reece DDL 2
Zak Williams Whilly’s Men 2
Oli Paul Waaa Beans 2
Declan Dalby Curtain Twitchers 2
Freddie Veale DDL 2
Caven Whitehouse Curtain Twitchers 2
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate 2

Clean Sheet (Keepers only)

Name Team No.
Joey Wyllie Kouyate 2
Harry Connick DDL 2
James Peters Waaa Beans 2
Alfi Wallace Unreal Madrid 1
Tom Summerville Boom Xhaka Laka 1
Joe Barker DDL 1
Patrick Wylie Wyllie Kouyate 1
Charlie Starling Bishbashbosh Utd 1
Craig Summerville Wyllie Kouyate 1
Aide Daniels Treloggen 69ers 1
Chico Unreal Madrid 1
Cal Edlin DDL 1
Joey Curtiain Twitchers 1
Zak Williams Whillys Men 1
James Peters Curtiain Twitchers 1
Lee Perry Treloggen 69ers 1

Final Standings 2021 Season

Tom Currah and Ross Summerville battled it out again in the over 30’s league with Tom coming out on top for the second season in a row. In the Championship Declan Dalby also finished top of the charts for the second season in a row with an impressive haul of 20 goals from 14 matches.

Over 30s

Name Team Goals
Tom Currah The Smurfs 25
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate 20
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate 19
Kier Tamblin Wuhan Clan 13
James Wilson The Smurfs 11
Jack Bevan West Ham Strings Utd 10
Ricky Clarke The Smurfs 7
Leo Withers West Ham Strings Utd 7
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouyate 7
Lewis Reeves Badly Wrapped Kebab/Smurfs 6
Andy Cox Fray Bentos 6
Martin Probert Badly Wrapped Kebab 5
Dan Coades The Smurfs 5
Ben Muditt Wuhan Clan 5

Any Age Division

Name Team Goals
Declan Dalby Curtain Twitchers 20
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouyate 18
Martin Probert Khedira Pindrop 15
Louis Price Curtain Twitchers 14
Will Hargreaves Treloggen 69ers 12
Cody Ellis Khedira Pindrop 11
Levi Holroyd Waaa Beans 9
Russell Brooker Wylie Kouyate 9
Coen Briggs Bishbashbosh Utd 8
Tom Summerfiled Boom Xhakalaka 8
Zach Boom Xhakalaka 7
Toby Miller Cubert Massive 7
Zach Murphy Curtain Twitchers 7
Josh Burnell Treloggen 69ers 7
Ryan Whitbread Khedira Pindrop 6

Final Standings 2021 Season

Over 30s Division

Name Team Goals
Tom Currah KIL 29
Ross Summerville Wylie Kouate 27
Mike Nicholas Fray Bentos 9
Craig Summerville Wylie Kouate 9
Matt Wilmot KIL 8
Aidrian Daniels KIL 8
James Wilson KIL 7
Leo Withers Westham Strings Utd 7
Dan Scholes Wuhan Clan 7
Juan Alfaro Aguirre Westham Strings Utd 6
Jack Bevan Westham Strings Utd 6
Indy Mohamed Fray Bentos 5
Dan Parsonage Newquay Football Golf 5
Jamie Callister Westham Strings Utd 5
Rob Wooton Chubby Alonso 4
Adam Simpson Westham Strings Utd 4
Tony Hanniford Wylie Kouate 4
Alan Lenton Wylie Kouate 4

The Premiership

Name Team Goals
Callum McCoanie Goalden Pussy 19
Jake Grange Litter Bugs 15
Ryan Faulkner Litter Bugs 14
Luke Watson-Reed Litter Bugs 12
Kieran Rowland Doghouse FC 11
Louis Price Goalden Pussy 11
Levi Holyroyd Waaa Beans 11
Declan Dalby Doghouse FC/Curtain Twitchers 8
Phil Lowry Litter Bugs 8
Ben Piper Waaa Beans 7
Jack Andretti Waaa Beans 7
Zack Murphy Doghouse FC 5
Kieran Buckley Goalden Pussy 5
Alex Taylor Litter Bugs 5
Teague Lobb Goalden Pussy 4
Harrie Tilston Goalden Pussy 4
Matt Cash Litter Bugs 4
Jacob B Waaa Beans 4

The Championship

Name Team Goals
Declan Dalby Curtain Twitchers 16
Martyn Probert Khedira Pindrop 13
Jamie O’Donaghue Bishbashbosh Utd 12
Will Hargreaves Treloggen 69ers 12
Josh Evans Bishbashbosh Utd 10
Zach Dacey Cubert Massive 10
Harrie Tilston Roberto 10
Ben Lawrence Roberto 9
Cameron Burt Treloggen 69ers 9
Louis Price Curtain Twitchers 8
Sam Wright Khedira Pindrop 8
Zac Murphy Curtain Twitchers 7
Jake Grange Roberto 7
Ricky Clarke Roberto 7
Ricky Clarke Roberto 6
Darren Willis Treloggen 69ers 3

Final Standings 2020 Season

Congratulations to Ryan Emmens who finished top of a highly competitive division with a very impressive 19 goals which equates to a goal a game. Ross Summerville and Tom Currah were just behind him with 17 and 16 respectively.

In the Premiership Louis Price smashed in 29 goals with his strike partner Kieran Buckley coming second with 24. Price also finished top of The Championship with 20 goals. 16 year old Jamie O’Donaghue finished in second with an impressive 15 goals, 1 more than veteran striker Ricky Clarke.

Over 30’s Division

Name Team Goals
Ryan Emmens Newquay Football Golf 19
Ross Somerville Wylie Kouyote 17
Tom Currah KIL 16
Mike Nicholas Fray Bentos FC 15
Craig Daniels Badly Wrapped Kebab/KIL 12
Nathan Allen Badly Wrapped Kebab 10
Indy Abdul Fray Bentos FC 9
Craig Ainsley Wylie Kouyote 9
Joel Brown Newquay Football Golf 8
Ben Muddit Wuhan Clan 8
Christian Assinabo Minsansa Colan Old Boys/KIL 7
Jamie Wiggs Wuhan Clan 7
Alan Lenton Wylie Kouyote 7
Trevor Bennett Badly Wrapped Kebab 6
Dean Hall Colan Old Boys 6
Dave Hall Fray Bentos FC 6
Mike Appleby Fray Bentos FC/wuhan clan 6
Dan Scholes Newquay Football Golf 6

The Premiership

Name Team Goals
Louis Price Goalden Pussy 29
Kieran Buckley Goalden Pussy 24
Craig Harvey Do Daka Chaka 17
Zac Dacey Lip Up Fatty FC 11
Alex Taylor The Litter Bugs 11
Dylan Flude Lip Up Fatty FC 10
Ryan Faulkner The Litter Bugs 9
Cameron Buchanon Do Daka Chaka 7
Louis Harris Do Daka Chaka 7
Ollie Thomas The Litter Bugs 7
Luke Watson-Read The Litter Bugs 7
Ollie Whitehead Barely Legal 6
Ollie Elliot Goalden Pussy 6
Callum Gadney Beys Utd 5
Dan Ball Beys Utd 5
Kai Bishop Lip Up Fatty FC 5
Phil Lowry The Litter Bugs 5

The Championship

Name Team Goals
Louis Price Curtain Twitchers 20
Jamie O’Donaghue Bishbashbosh Utd 15
Ricki Clarke Roberto 14
Declan Dalby Curtain Twitchers 13
Kane Adams Roberto 13
Nathan Reece Newquay Rangers 10
Levi Holroyd Waaa Beans 9
Mike Harding Curtain Twitchers 8
Steve Haynes Old Boys 8
Adam Casey Waaa Beans 6
Tom Reece Bishbashbosh Utd 5
Josh Evans Bishbashbosh Utd 5
Drew Townsend Curtain Twitchers 5
Will Morgan Newquay Rangers 5
Jake Peters Roberto 5
Connor Murphy Waaa Beans 5
Lewis Hambley Old Boys 4
Ben Piper Waaa Beans 4